Hi, my dad and I were talking today about what they should do in the last episode of Seinfeld and we came up with this:
JERRY-The TV character gets his own show and moves to LA, never to be heard of again (well ok maybe occasionally). The actor returns to stand-up comedy.
GEORGE-Is framed for murder of a girl he was going out with, arrested. There is no evidence that he did it but he royally pisses everyone in the courtroom off and he is found guilty and sent to a high-security state penitentiary near Albany. His roomate at the prison is a 6'8" black guy who's been in 3 times before. The final shot of Seinfeld is the black guy in his cell, George is led in, the guards leave, the black guy just grins, and George turns to the cell and shakes the prison bars, yelling. Jason Alexander goes on to do movies.
ELAINE-Marries a prince of one of those tiny city-countries in Europe. A fictional one, of course. She basically runs the country, pisses off everybody, and is the complete opposite of Diana. Julia Louie-Dreyfuss does movies for a few years, then gets another show but plays a different character, not Elaine Benes.
KRAMER/NEWMAN-Stay in New York and get their own show. Kramer's intern from the intern/oil bladder/belly-button voice episode, Darren, is also a regular on the show, along with a brand-new woman who all 3 are hot for. The internship dean of NYU and Kramer and Newman's parents are also semi-regulars. The actors, obviously, do this show.
OTHERS-Frank and Estelle change their name to avoid being associated with george and move to Pouhatain, Nebraska (fictional city). Jerry's parents stay in Florida. Puddy is killed in an automobile accident (Elaine misses her flight from Miechtenstiech to the funeral, says "Oh well" and watches a German-dubbed "Green Acres" reunion). It turns out that Susan is alive and faked her death to get away from George (drastic times call for drastic measures). She moves to LA and is going to marry Jerry (who she thinks seems familiar but she can't make the connection), who invites Elaine, Elaine's wife, Kramer, Darren, and even Newman to the wedding. What he doesn't know is that George just got out on parole and, after hearing the news from Kramer, flies out and crashes the wedding. At the service, when the preacher asks "If anyone knows why these 2 may not be lawfully named husband and wife they are bidden to declare it", George stands up and yells "THE WOMAN IS DEAD!!!". Silence for a second, and then the service continues, nobody having paid attention to George.
Tell me how ya like it, Alex SAN JOSE CLASH RULE!!!!!!!!!
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