Surely the best George monologue would have to be from the marine biologist when he was telling the story about the beached whale.
But, coming close to that would have to be from the mango from which he said: "It's all your fault. You and Elaine, all that orgasm talk. She did have an orgasm, she didn't have an orgasm, orgasm this, orgasm that. I got so focused on it. I started to panic and POOOM, I lost it! I tried everything. I was talking to it,"please wakeup, do something!"."
I think the best monologue (short as it may have been), was from "the menage a trois" episode in which George said:
Do you ever get down on your hands and knees and thank God that you know me?
when jerry pissed off the immigrant lady with the horse, jerry and eliane were talking about it at Monk's and George, out of nowhere:
"i cant forsee any possiblity where i will ever have the chance to have sex again."
also the "its not you its me" monolgue
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With all due respect, that is NOT a monologue. It's a sentence. As far as I can remember, George has never delivered an actual monologue on Seinfeld.
djk
My favorite is "You should thank your stars you have access to my dimentia"
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"The sea was angry that day, my friends....."
Aside from "The sea was angry that day...," I have one more great monologue. In the episode where Jerry buys the expensive jacket, with the ugly pink lining. When George comes in, sees Jerry in the jacket, and tries to guess how much he paid for it. That is the best acting Alexander has ever done.
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How about the "The sea was angry that day, my friends..." speech????
It's gotta be "For I am COSTANZA, Lord of the Idiots"
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I have GOT to say that George's best monlogue ever was in "The Marine Biologist", at the end. "The sea was angry that day my friends... a huge wave came and threw me u on top of the whale, staring straight into the blowhole... I could sense that something was blocking it... (pulls out golf ball)... kramer: Hole-in-one!
I really like this one too...from the same episode...he says something like why didn't you make me an architect, I always wanted to pretend to be an architect (or something like that).
S.
This is a great episode...the best scene in it is when they're on the beach and people have spotted the whale in distress. Someone shouts out "Is anyone here a marine biologist?" Of course then we see George, newly pegged with that same occupation. Hilarious!
I would have to say that the best this that George has ever said was " I am Kastanza, Lord of the idiots!"