i posted this a long time ago. what do you think?
----------------------------------------------------------- Subject: idea for last episode From: Prime Time Jive Date: 1998/02/04 Message-ID: Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld [More Headers] [Subscribe to alt.tv.seinfeld]
Elaine should meet and fall in love with a rich and handsome architect named Art VanDelay.
George, ofcourse, goes nuts over this.
Jerry gets the proposal of a lifetime (some show-biz deal - like to co-host some European Film Awards show with the actress who played Rochelle Rochelle)
he needs a ride to the airport from George, but George is too busy researching this "Art VanDelay" to find out if he's a fraud. George finds Art's "Little black book" and finds the address of someone named "M" with a heart next to it. With a typical George Costanza "a-ha!" he goes to the address to wait for "M". He goes even more nuts when it turns out to be Marisa Tomei, Art VanDelay's ex-girlfriend. (George had tried for Marisa Tomei, if you missed it)
Jerry goes to Kramer for help but Kramer is too busy with his own problems, he is finally being evicted for one of his crazy schemes; he has filled his apartment with squirrels which he has "rescued" from hooligan kids in the park who would throw candy at the { or something, I can't come up with any crazy Kramer scenarios right now}
His last resort is a ride from Newman, who accepts to give him a ride only after convincing Jerry to do a favor for him : To fix the film awards so that the movie "The Postman" gets the best foreign film (in Europe it would be foreign) award. Short on other options Jerry reluctantly agrees.
On the way to the airport, Newmans mail delivery truck breaks down, and Jerry has to find a cab, in a rush he jumps into the back of a taxi and says, "to the airport!"
The cab driver says nothing, but a muffled sinister laughter is heard. He turns around slowly, and its.... BABU !! The Pakistani who was evicted and swore vengeance.
{that's all I came up with in abut ten minutes}
and in the last scene we see a shot of the European {whatever country it may be} film awards with co-hosts = The actress who played Rochelle Rochelle {some beautiful woman} and ...Kevin Banya (the guy Jerry hates) and in the audience, blowing a kiss to Banya on stage is ... Uma Thurman!!! (Banya had found her phone number in Jerry's jacket.)
So, what do you think, people ???
John "Prime Time Jive" Subaykan