Best Frank Costanza line

I'm rising like a Phoenix in Arizona

This was in relationship to cooking again after 50 years. I say he ad libbed the Arizona part and they left it cause they were dying laughing

Frank on the phone to Morty Seinfeld:

"This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool...we're gonna be in the clubhouse...we're gonna be ALL OVER THE SHUFFLEBOARD COURT!! AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP US OUT!!!"

Vista? On Mon, 11 May 1998 13:54:54 -0500, Greg Reynolds wrote:

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who�s having sex with the hen?

My favorite Frank line:

"I saw a movie last night called "The Net", with that girl from the Bus."

john knowles

"As I reigned blows upon him I thought there's got to be a better way...festivus for the rest of us!" (I know that's not exact, but I loved that little monologue.)

On Mon, 11 May 1998 16:07:47 GMT, [email] (Matt Braunstein) wrote:

"I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now." - The Verve

"Between you and me Elaine, I think I got a foot odor problem."

  SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!

" Is that the group that goes around mutulating squirrles "

Thats not my thumb

(Estelle) "Georgie, I made you some jell-o." (Frank) "WHY'D YOU PUT BANANAS IN THERE?!?"