Kramer : "Can't you see you two love each other?" Jerry : "I don't want to be a pirate!" George : "Come and listen to the idiot!" Elaine : "Stella!!!"
honorable mention: "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you"
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Sep 2, 19966 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Fans share favorite memorable quotes from the series, debating exact wording of famous lines like Jerry's objection to wearing the puffy shirt and George's exclamations.
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"Stephen J Auckly" wrote:
Jerry actually said "I don't want to be a cowboy!"
No, he definitely said "Pirate" in "The Puffy Shirt"
You're thinking of the one where he had to wear cowboy boots after Kramer threw out all of his sneakers.
He said both. (One when he was wearing the infamous puffy shirt, the other when he was forced to wear cowboy boots because his sneakers were at the cleaners.)
Apparently he wants to be neither cowboy nor pirate!
No, Jerry, also said "I don't want to be a pirate"...THE PUFFY SHIRT EPISODE....but I still love the cowboy quote...
Jerry: "But I don't wanna be a pirate!!!" Close 2nd: "Hello, Newman" George: "This is like discovering Plutonium...BY ACCIDENT!!!!!" Elaine: "Stella!!!!" (note: there's been others but I haven't seen'em in a while) Kramer: "But I don't wanna sit there naked all by myself!!!!"
Best Episodes: "The Contest" 2nd: "The Parking Garage" 3rd: The one where Crazy Joe Divola kicks Kramer in the head.