<<George and Jerry became friends when Jerry fell on George's head in gym class when they were in junior high.>>
How is this possible? If Jerry had landed on a melon-head, it would have been crushed to pulp. The pulp would have made the gym floor sticky as all hell; gym class would have been cancelled out of necessity. The end result would have sent Jerry to detention for mucking up the place.
Jed "Where the lion is, there is his kingdom." Waziri saying.