The Two Best Episodes Ever

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The implant is it Cedria looks like she had siliconed? What is the pen?

I like the episode where Elaine says the line, "He took "IT" out".

<The nice thing about this ep was that it had two strong, funny storylines. The other one is about the the pick/scratch Jerry was observed in by the model, and is in fact the one the ep is named after ("The Pick")). Maybe two-and-a-half, actually, as this one also had the Kramer Ocean/beach cologne stuff, as well.>

Although this episode was not particularly funny, it did contain brilliant writing. There weren't two or two and a half storylines going on: there were FOUR. George wanting to get back together with Susan, Kramer and the scent, Jerry and the pick, and Elaine and the Christmas Card. This is Seinfeld's best example of using each of its four characters to the maximum and to me, at least, it didn't seem as though any of the storylines weren't significant or were too short. But Bubble Boy and Two Worlds Collide remain my two favorite episodes but this one is the elite fifteen.

"Don't you worry Mr. Simpson. I've argued in front of every judge in this state, often as a lawyer." Lionel Hutz

Some of the best episodes in the series involve the eventual interweaving of separate subplots involving one each of the 4 main characters even though the subplots start out not being connected to one another. Some of the best episodes that are examples of this type are The Gum, The Label Maker, The Cigar Store Indian, The Caddy and The Glasses.

Jerry: "If we pick, do we not bleed?, I am not an animal!"

The Lowtalker/Puffy Shirt George eats the eclair out of the garbage can

Mine would have to be the one with Jackie the Lawyer and the woman who wore the bra in public. Also the one when Steinbrenner thinks that George is dead. If you like this one too, you can download a bunch of WAVS off my web page at: http://www.asb.com/usr/jberry/seinfeld.htm

I am completely stunned that no one has mentioned the Keith Hernandez episodes. The JFK sequence was one of the funniest scenes on television ever. Shame on you...