favorite lines

What about favorite lines from episodes? Some of the episodes that were good, but not among the best, have some doozies.

Example:

Elaine, delirous, blurted out at the Long Island Party...

"Maaaybe the dingo aaate yo' baaabe!"

...great delivery.

In a previous article, [email] ("Tara L. Taylor") says:

One line I liked, very recently, was when Elaine was at her quack's office, trying to break off their relationship (Part 1 of that particular story). Anyway, it wasn't really a line, just a word. When the guy asks her HOW she's involved with this new man in her life and she seems confused, he says "do you mean sexually?" and she says "sex-ually...". It was in the way the line was delivered that killed lme. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Robin

My favorite, hands down:

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

• Anish

how about

"A muffin can be very filling"

tim

In article [email] (Tim McGinnis) writes: +In article [email] (Anish Bharat Bhimani) writes: +>My favorite, hands down: +> +>"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" + +how about + + "A muffin can be very filling"

Not an original line, but when Kramer was dialing the shrink, I believe he was singing the theme song from "The Rebel," a Nick Adams oater from ca. 1960. Well, it *was* billed as "an intellectual western".

The subtle mind of the K never fails to astound me.

In article [email] (Tim McGinnis) writes:

Tim, how can anyone not like you!?!

--tom

Damn! You stole mine! :^) :^)

	Definitely my favorite line of the new season (except, of course,
	for every line said by the bubble boy...)

Yangety

Well, I haven't seen my favorite line posted here yet (from the limo episode I think).

"We're living in a society!"

Mike

I agree, that was a truly hysterical moment. The best part of the season so far has been when Elaine was at the door seeing Jerry & George for the first time since "last season." It was quite moving! :)

One of my favorite recurring actions in the show is the way Elaine physically pushes the guys when she doesn't believe something they are saying....she practically slams them into the wall while saying something like "Get out of here!" That just cracks me up!

Kat

	STELLA!!!  STELLA!!!!!!

bh

That still cracks me and my SO up everytime! It was the way she looked, and the way she said it-DAMN, that was great!!!!!!!! - paul

I only started watching Seinfeld midway last season, so I am not an expert, but... I'd have to say my all time favorite dialogue wasn't really dialogue at all. In "The Subway", Elaine had me on the floor with her bleeped out "Muther F...". When she snapped, so did I. This is also my favorite episode. Her part of that episode was so well done.

• "What IS THAT on my leg?"

• "I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!"

And Jerry to the fat naked man;

 - "I understand... I like a good breakfast. As long as long as
     you don't end up trapped in a room in bib overalls and pigtails
     being counceled by Dick Gregroy."

Priceless and tasteless. My kind of comedy.

Alan Kennedy - [email]

How about:

"I'm speechless! I'm without speech!"

"You can't break up with me! I've got hand!"

I think George's girlfriend's response to that line was priceless:

"You're gonna need it!"

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