Kramer's Mastery of Maritime matters

S08E18 The NapliveApr 10, 1997, 11:41 PM ET12 hours later7 posts by 7 posters
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Fans theorize about Kramer's mysterious knowledge of maritime facts and his swimming ability, debating whether he may have worked at sea or grown up around ships.

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Alvin Nichter

Ah, the mystery of Kramer's past!

In tonight's (April 10) new episode, Seinfeld, while questioning the wisdom of Kramer's swimming in the East River, says that he's swimming in the busiest seaport on the East coast. Kramer immediately retorts that Norfolk is the busiest, in terms of tonnage. (I don't know whether or not that's correct, although it's plausible; anyway, Kramer said it convincingly.)

In a previous episode, Kramer mentioned something about a book he wrote on maritime disasters or some such thing, and he rattled off some facts about the Andrea Doria-Stockholm collision.

Was Kramer once a seaman? Was he a longshoreman? Here are a few of my own unusual theories for this unusual character:

  - He developed a passion for ships and shipping after attending
    a maritime film festival at the (now-defunct) Bleecker Street Cinema,
    featuring Moby Dick, Captain Blood, A Night to Remember,
    Anna Christie, and On the Waterfront.
  - He grew up on a houseboat at Manhattan's 79th Street Boat Basin.
    (BTW, there really are, or at least until recently were,
    people living on houseboats there.)
  • As a child, he was a rabid fan of the 1950's TV show Tugboat Annie.

BTW, Kramer must be an unusually good swimmer. He spoke of doing laps between the Queensborough Bridge (a.k.a. the 59th Street Bridge, as in the Simon and Garfunkel song) and the Brooklyn Bridge; those bridges are roughly 4 miles apart.

---Alvin H. Nichter

echelleAlvin Nichter

On 11 Apr 1997 03:08:56 GMT, Alvin Nichter wrote:

He never said he wrote the book, he said he had the book. Big difference. Also, 4 miles isn't unthinkable. Plenty of coastal lifeguards swim at least that. Of course, Kramer's not a lifeguard... -Echelle

Alvin Nichter wrote: ... Was Kramer once a seaman? Was he a longshoreman?...

I think we were all seman at one point!

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That's semen ;)

Murph wrote in article ...

Even with the pun you spelled it wrong. (For EITHER spelling)

It's Semen or Seamen.. geez.. :)

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