Is Elaine a Catholic or a Jew!

Aug 16, 199713 posts by 11 posters
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MRLevin007

It's very simple, people! Elaine is Christain.

I don't know if she's catholic or protestant, but, nevertheless, she is Christian.

She got Kramer to take her picture for her *christmas cards* that eventually had her showing her nipple. Last time I checked, Jews don't send out *christmas* cards.

Anyone remember?

Mike

DeAnnMRLevin007

[email] (MRLevin007) wrote:

Oops! That statement is flat-out wrong. I get Christmas cards from at least two friends who are Jewish. Who did you "check" with?

(BTW, Elaine's direct statement "I'm not Jewish" seems to be much better evidence than the Christmas card evidence, dontcha think?)

Last time I checked, Jews don't

Last I checked, Jews don't send out *any* cards. They're fucking cheap bastards. Last time I checked, Jews were stealing from a black man and white man alike. Last time I checked I realized there's way too many fucking jews in this country.

DaveStainless

Last time I checked, Jews don't

Last I checked, Jews don't send out *any* cards. They're fucking cheap bastards. Last time I checked, Jews were stealing from a black man and white man alike. Last time I checked I realized there's way too many f*cking jews in this country.

Plenty of f*cking Jews. What? You want them to stay celibate, trollboy? [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
Dave AdamsDave

Dave wrote:

Good answer. I love it.

maro

Stainless wrote:

You checked, alright--checked your brains at the door.

Bullets Fact corrections welcomed. Opinions changed on convincing evidence. Apologies offered for unprovoked rudeness.

It seems that Bullets is one of the only smart people on the group.

Seriously, though, some of these newsgroups have got to be moderated. I don't appreciate signing on to a newsgroup about cars or Sondheim music and finding people there telling me to worship Satan.

Mike

In article , [email] says...

Well-intentioned, but not really relevant. One can be a non-Christian and still have nothing against Jews...

In article , [email] says...

[email]

Sorry, could have added "...especially if one is Jewish." ;)

On Mon, 18 Aug 1997 10:37:29 -0500, [email] (Stainless) wrote:

Hmmm, I think you're in the wrong newsgroup. I think you're looking for: alt.nazis alt.anti-semites alt.FUCKYOU, YOU ANTI-SEMITE BASTARD GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR NEWSGROUP!!!

I know lots of Jews who send Christmas cards... not I btw.

But, the key is, would a Jew show nipple in the Christmas card picture... I don't think so!

Alan Ganapol

I know lots of Jews who send Christmas cards...

      ** Sure, a Jew might send store-bought cards to Christians,
         but I doubt that a Jew would have a batch of Christmas
         cards custom-made.  They'd be Season's Greetings or Happy
         Holidays or something, not Christmas...
         PS - For the guy who asked about the British photo,
              that was http://www.gold.net/users/dx67/Seinfeld.html
- Mark L. Levinson - [email]