Morbid thoughts

Aug 24, 19982 posts by 2 posters
🤯 Prediction Unresolved

Elaine will die in 2001 when a romantic partner accidentally suffocates her while sleeping.

Fans engage in creative speculation about how each Seinfeld character might die, with one poster describing an elaborate fictional scenario of Elaine's death in 2001.

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art vandelay

OK...time for a little creative writing....

How will each of the characters on Seinfeld die? Fill us in on the details...their age, marital status at the time of death, place of death, etc. Choose one of the NY4, or any of the minor/recurring characters.

The year: 2001
The place: Elaine's bedroom
Elaine has finally found a man who is not only sponge-worthy, but one
she wants to spend the rest of her life with. As was her custom, she
wound up in bed with he new-found love after only one date. The details
are not important, but suffice it to say both of them were completely
and utterly spent after their "session". Sleep would come to each...deep
sleep. Elaine's dreams featured a house on Long Island, a white picket
fence and having a bay-beeeee. But as she slumbered, the man of her
dreams, unaccustomed to sleeping with another, rolled on top of our
petite heroine.  Her life breath was instantly squeezed out of her...her
death was instant, and mercifully, painless. Yes, Elaine was killed by
her new man. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . .her . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  .
 . . . . . . New Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . her . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .  . .  . . . .
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 .  . . .  . . . . . . .NewMan .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . .
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 . . . . . . . . . . . .Newman.

Ooh... a morbid thought indeed!!!

David.

art vandelay wrote:

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