OK...time for a little creative writing....
How will each of the characters on Seinfeld die? Fill us in on the details...their age, marital status at the time of death, place of death, etc. Choose one of the NY4, or any of the minor/recurring characters.
The year: 2001 The place: Elaine's bedroom Elaine has finally found a man who is not only sponge-worthy, but one she wants to spend the rest of her life with. As was her custom, she wound up in bed with he new-found love after only one date. The details are not important, but suffice it to say both of them were completely and utterly spent after their "session". Sleep would come to each...deep sleep. Elaine's dreams featured a house on Long Island, a white picket fence and having a bay-beeeee. But as she slumbered, the man of her dreams, unaccustomed to sleeping with another, rolled on top of our petite heroine. Her life breath was instantly squeezed out of her...her death was instant, and mercifully, painless. Yes, Elaine was killed by her new man. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .her . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . New Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . her . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .NewMan .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Newman.