Soooo........How Will Luanne Do In College?

May 8, 199912 posts by 10 posters
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Mark Jones

I've gotta wonder whether that was what the man upstairs had in mind for her........although her accident right next to the college _did_ have "THIS IS A SIGN !" written all over it......... So how many of us think Luanne will find her path at the JC, and how many feel that this will turn out to be another "nope, THAT ain't it" learning experience for her? I kinda tend towards the latter.........I think they've got _something_ in store for her, but I don't think academic excellence is in the cards.........I can't shake the feeling that she and Bill will be getting together somewhere down the line...............

Mark Jones wrote in message ... I've gotta wonder whether that was what the man upstairs had in mind for her........although her accident right next to the college _did_ have "THIS IS A SIGN !" written all over it......... So how many of us think Luanne will find her path at the JC, and how many feel that this will turn out to be another "nope, THAT ain't it" learning experience for her? I kinda tend towards the latter.........I think they've got _something_ in store for her, but I don't think academic excellence is in the cards.........I can't shake the feeling that she and Bill will be getting together somewhere down the line...............

I have spent a lot of time dwelling on this also. My belief is that Luanne will become a floozy for a gang of Goth bank robbers, and in the process discover Krishna.

There have been several hints so far to indicate this scenario.

Yours in Christ,

Pat

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Pat Burke wrote:

" My belief is that Luanne will become a floozy for a gang of Goth bank robbers, and in the process discover Krishna."

I don't think you're taking the whole thing _seriously_, Pat.................

R J ValentineMark Jones

Mark Jones wrote:

] I don't think you're taking the whole thing _seriously_, ] Pat.................

Yeah, it's no fun at all unless you take it seriously.

Which reminds me, in the snowfall episode the Arlen sign on the way back into town after the trip to the lake said "Population 1454", but the population on the sign on the road back from the Cowboys' training camp had a population almost a hundred times as big. Early episodes seemed to have Arlen as a small town in Heimlich County, and later episodes have it as a large town in Arlen County. *That's* certainly something to worry about.

R. J. Valentine

R J Valentine wrote:

Arlen is the fastest growing Metropolis in Texas.

Matt Lupo

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dem dere peoples been bizy makin um kidz dere

and they prolly renamed the county :)

that's my explaination -curt

R J Valentine wrote in message ...

arch stantonPat Burke

<snip>> ...I can't shake

Ohhh Didi woman.

arch stanton

If it turns out she really likes Libreal Arts, then she will do great! That's what college is all about, studying something that serves your best interest. Let's face it, she didn't do well in Beauty School. If not, I guess it's one of those 'That isn't it' signs for her again. I doubt she and Bill will get together. I think they should bring in a new boyfriend for her. Someone smart, and a little older than she.

Gina Dellago
R J ValentineMark Jones

Mark Jones wrote:

] I've gotta wonder whether that was what the man upstairs had in mind for ] her........although her accident right next to the college _did_ have ] "THIS IS A SIGN !" written all over it......... ] So how many of us think Luanne will find her path at the JC, and ] how many feel that this will turn out to be another "nope, THAT ain't ] it" learning experience for her? I kinda tend towards the ] latter.........I think they've got _something_ in store for her, but I ] don't think academic excellence is in the cards.

She's already a good mechanic. I think she'd make a great surgeon.

] ........I can't shake ] the feeling that she and Bill will be getting together somewhere down ] the line...............

Ewww. Ick. After his adventures in the garage with her mother?

She'll meet a nice guy in medical school and live happily ever after.

R. J. Valentine
DeaconMark Jones

Mark Jones wrote:

I think she'll fit in just fine. From what one of the other girls was saying as they left the scene, I don't think the academic standards at Arlen Community College are very rigorous. . . .

TinyWandaDeacon

--------------:: o Luanne has always been portrayed as something of a dunce, but only i think, because she was so ill-suited to becomeing a hair-dresser... we know for example that she's a mechanical wiz... and what other things has she done, besides pick some what dubious boy-friends ( which DID make it into Heaven ) that would suggest that she's really not very bright...

i think it will turn out that she's a shy and misunderstood genius with poor self-esteem...

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TinyWanda said:

Well ... I also think she's a few eggs short of a carton. Sanity-wise. But she's a nice kid ...

Yeah, I think she's definitely smarter than she comes off as. Among other things, she's very creative. As in her puppet show.

Sincerely Yours, Jordan

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