Have you ever wondered why so many men are dressing as women these days? Well I have and now I know the cause of all this gender confusion. It's irresponsible TV shows like KOTH and The Simpsons. Both the parts of Bobby Hill and Bart Simpson are played by women, and we all know the problems THAT can cause.
Suppose you were a youngster like Bobby Hill growing up in the manly state of Texas, and you resided in a manly town like Arlen, and you attended Tom Landry (mega manly) Middle School and every time you start to speak a woman's voice comes out of your mouth. I mean how would you feel? You'd feel confused, genderly speaking, your own self. That's how you'd feel. No wonder Hank keeps saying the boy ain't right. Mark my words: 10 years from now you'll see Bobby Hill on the Jerry Springer Show and he'll be wearing a dress and saying, "I knew I was a man on the outside but on the inside there was a woman just waiting to get out. I even could hear her speak." Yes, the Fox Network is causing the sissyization of America. Just thought you'd want to know...Frank