Cotton

Mar 16, 19986 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.king-of-hill
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Jeff Foyalt.tv.king-of-hill

How is it possible to have kneecaps, no shins, and then feet? Doesn't seem feasible... Please explain.

Woman was created from the rib of man; Not from his head to be thought of only, nor from his hand to be owned, nor from his foot to be beneath, but from under his arm to be protected, from his side to be equal, and from his heart to be loved. . .
Dave 2↩ Jeff Foyalt.tv.king-of-hill

And if Cotton has no shins, why would he need to have his shins drained, or drive into town to purchase "Shin Jelly"?

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Gamma↩ Dave 2alt.tv.king-of-hill

Cotton's feet were sewn onto the stumps of his legs. His legs were shot off below the knees in WWII.

"There's a thinker..."

Paul Brinkley [email]
George Dainis↩ Jeff Foyalt.tv.king-of-hill

On 16 Mar 1998 18:20:31 -0600, [email] (Jeff Foy) wrote:

Shot off by a Japanese machine gun nest during the war. He passed out while beating the last of the machine gunners to death with a piece of one of his friends. When he woke up in the field hospital, they were sewing his feet onto his knees.

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Jeff Foy wrote:

He's a cartoon.

Matt Lupo

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