Enter the "Name That Propane Accessory Contest". How many propane accessories can you name?
CONTEST RULES Entries must be made in 25 words or less. Neatness counts!
Employees of Mega - Lo - Mart and their relatives - regardless of how extensive their in-breeding may be - are not eligible to enter this contest.
Submitt only the names of propane accessories that were meant to be used while fully clothed. We all can think of at least 20 or so propane accessories that we use when we get nekkid but please remember: 1. This is a family newsgroup; 2. Propane is God's own gas so please show some respect for God; and 3. Bobby Hill may be reading your entry and you don't want to be arrested (again!) for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. So forget the propane vibrators and propane dildos etc.
Please note that propane tanks and propane cannisters are considered to be propane necessities, NOT propane accessories. If it weren't for propane tanks and cannisters, God's own gas would be defused into God's own air and you couldn't B-B-Q even one possum - the other white meat.
Contest winner will receive an all expense paid trip, paid for by the winner, to McBoggs Bed and Breakfest in exotic Lodi, California.
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