That is why he is always real paranoid, and talks a lot of BS. Now if only he wouldn't bogart that joint, Boomhauer would talk slower so you could understand him, Hank wouldn't be so uptight about everything, and Bill, well he would act on his fantasies about Peggy. Here is how it might sound
Hank: (taking big toke from pipe, holding in for several seconds) yep (hands pipe to Dale
Dale:(takes hit from pipe) Gotta watch out for air force one. Bill Clinton flies around on it on his day off, and gets high, and does crazy ass sh** like flying over Iraq taking a leak on Saddam's house or something....one of these days he's gonna do something stupid like bomb Canada, and that aint such a good Idea because after the Cold War, Russia sold all their nuclear miss-iles to Canada in exchange for Gordon Lightfoot......and they're just waiting for us to make the move so they'll bomb the 20,000 largest cities in the US......that includes Arlen too..
Boomhauer:(tokes pipe) Yeah, man that's dang ol true man, cause Itellyouwhatman uh.......I dang ol forgot, man
Bill:(tokes pipe) Hey Hank, there's this woman in the panty section of the spring 1983 Montgomery Ward catalog that looks just like your wife.....
Hank: What?
Bill: nothing (frowns)
Kahn: (on other side of fence) HA HA HA I smell you hillbillies smoking weed HA HA HA
Hank: Yep......
Kahn: I SMOKED CRYSTAL METH.....I BE UP FOR 36 HOUR, I'M SUPER EFFICIENT, unlike you hillbillies standing in alley smoking reefer...HA HA HA