Who's stupider, Bill or Dale?

I was thinking about this yesterday while watching the show, who's stupider, Bill or Dale? I think it's Dale, because while Bill may not have the highest IQ, like John Mosey, he at least doesn't try to act he thinks he knows everything, like Dale... and John Mosey.

who's stupider, eh? well, Bill does know about John Redcorn..........and i doubt _his_ grill ever held Agent Orange ( although i hear it adds a delightful citrussy zing )!

But I bet somebody had to tell him.

WebTV Avenger wrote:

Wow, what wit! I hope you didn't spend $99 for your "special" brand of "justice" Mr. Avenger.

Thank you for your time, now go back to watching cartoons.

[email] wrote:

Yawn.... At least get some creativity in your insults. THe idea that I "know everything" was never said by me, but someone else. I never claimed ot be some pseudo-genius.

Anyway, I'd say Dale is MUCH smarter. Bill just kind of hangs out and serves as the whipping boy. He is generally clueless about everything, often reminicing about "pretty dressses" and such things when there is "important" issues at hand.

Dale, despite his McVeighesque qualities, at least knows "stuff" even if it does all seem to revolve around black helicopters and the UN.

However, if I had to be caught in battle with one, I'd take Bill. Dale would tell them I'm a spy when they showed him a cotton swab with a battery. Bill could arguably clain ignorance and not be lying.

Cotton would just get us all killed.

Bababooey said he thought Bill was smarter than Dale,despite his low I.Q. ,and I agree.However John Mosey said he thought Dale was smarter because at least he "knows stuff",and this is true.Dale is quite the brain,much like our friend John Mosey,he is so smart in fact,that he does'nt even know his son is not his own.Bobby knows that,and "that boy ain"t right".I think this says alot about about Dale and John.

I think Dale is pretty smart, because of his conspriacy theories. Bill on the other hand, I guess is just your average middle-aged guy. On King of the Hill, adults are adults and kids are kids.

Joya Nappo [email]

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CMJ wrote:

Yup

Joya Nappo <[email] or [email]> wrote:

]   I think Dale is pretty smart, because of his conspriacy theories.  Bill
] on the other hand, I guess is just your average middle-aged guy.   On King
] of the Hill, adults are adults and kids are kids.

Is Luanne Platter an adult or a kid?

Good question! Is this like a "Could God create a rock so be even he couldn't lift it?" paradox?

I'd say kid. Even though she is "of age," I'd say that because she: 1. Is not financially on her own. 2. Complains and whines a la Bobby 3. Doesn't seem to understand "the real world" 4. Doesn't (usually) have a job.

They created her as the "older" kid I think.

John Mosey  wrote:
] R J Valentine  wrote:
] : Joya Nappo <[email] or [email]> wrote:
]
] : ]   I think Dale is pretty smart, because of his conspriacy theories.  Bill
] : ] on the other hand, I guess is just your average middle-aged guy.   On King
] : ] of the Hill, adults are adults and kids are kids.
]
] : Is Luanne Platter an adult or a kid?
]
] Good question! Is this like a "Could God create a rock so be even he couldn't
] lift it?" paradox?

Nope. It's just a question.

] I'd say kid. Even though she is "of age," I'd say that because she: ] 1. Is not financially on her own. ] 2. Complains and whines a la Bobby ] 3. Doesn't seem to understand "the real world" ] 4. Doesn't (usually) have a job. ] ] They created her as the "older" kid I think.

Good analysis.

Now is Bill Dauterive an adult or a kid? He's got a job, but *snow* certainly brings out the kid in him.

For that matter, is Connie Souphanousinphone an adult or a kid? She may be the maturest character on the show.

My guess is that _King of the Hill_, perhaps more than any other show (animated or not) doesn't have a clear line between adults and kids.

I think Luanne is a teenager, even though she must be in her early 20's.

Mike