Boomhauer Website *REVIEW* /KOTH RELATED

INTERNET UNDERGROUND magazine says it all in their May edition:

YEAH MAN, ITELLYAWHAT ... www.cyberramp.net/~noel/rside/boom.html

Fans of Fox's "King of the Hill" may be able to figure out the subject of this site from the title: Yeah man, Itellyawhat honors Boomhauer as a sage and "truly gifted Texan." The muttered ramblings of the cartoon character are collected at the site, where you can listen to them as audio files or read them deciphered into text. Here, for example, is "Boomhauer on Character": "Say, Hank, man...I don't know what you're thinking, man...but y'all got to know, man...I ain't no dang ol' Woody Allen with that little Soon Li, man...Nothin' gonna happen." Other Boomhauer wisdom includes help on golf swings and tips on attracting a mate ("Heh. Heh. Boy, I tell you what...that dang ol' CK One man...Man, it's just like catnip.") According to the site, show creator Mike Judge based Boomhauer's garbled speech on a voice-mail he received from a "ranting Southerner" who called to complain that an episode of "Beavis and Butt-head" hadn't aired on time, Texan Webmaster Noel Gross adds in the caveat that the transcripts here are unofficial: "I doubt anyone but Mike Judge knows precisely what Boomhauer is saying. However it is my intention to translate Boom's utterances to the best of my ability." Y'all git on over t' this dang ol' site an' check it out, man.

5 of 5 STARS "Our Pick!" for Entertainment

Noel, I've already asked you once (very politely, too) to stop posting ads for your web site to alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead. The regulars on alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead have been aware of your web site's existence for some time now, so there is no need for you to advertise here.

This is the second and last time that I request (very politely) that you stop posting ads for your web site to alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead.

Thank you in advance for your consideration, Noel. =) ra0ul

Could you not cross-post that request to not cross-post? I mean, figure... I'm not normally nit-picky but what the hell, its Monday and I'm feeling entitled to bitch about something ;)

My views, not my employers

In article [email] (MADwand) writes:

the things gone crazy...it's outta hand...ehmeheheheheh

sekhmet

Yeah, I know. THere's some B&B fans who don't like KoTH. Believe me.

On Mon, 5 May 1997, R***l X**********y wrote:

I heard Noel was pedophile or wait am I confusing him with Michael Jackson...

Beavis Rules. Nuff said.

In article , Ruwan says...

Leave Noel alone...he's worked very hard and has the best KOTH site on the web and he deserves all of the huzzahs that he gets. He's a cool guy, believe me...I know.

Donna