I'm midway watching Hank gets a nine hundred dollar haircut. One of the local sponsors is The Hair Cuttrery.
Subject: Rejected TV Program Plots From: [email] (Robert Cohen) Date: 9/19/02 3:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time Message-id:
10. BUSH NEW JERSEY, re-planting lawns in the garden state 9. LUSH PENNSYLVANIA, inebriated guy gets lost in Penn's Woods 8. SHUSH MAINE, taciturn New Englander reticently speaks 7. CUSH GEORGIA, if it ain't cush, then it ain't got soul 6. RUSH RHODE ISLAND, frat-rat hijinks & pledge-hazing at Brown 5. TUSH NORTH CAROLINA, rival beauty contestants sue for who has the most attractive butt 4. WUSH DELAWARE, Dupont invents a new fabric 3. MUSH ALASKA, adventures of Sergeant Preston of the Yukon reprised by Robin Williams & Al Pacino with an apprentice girl cop who won an oscar 2. FLUSH Florida, Dade and Broward counties' election episodes 1. ZUSH USA, disjointed idiot posts pointless crap for profound news group perusal