Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer are in the alley. Instead of drinking beer, they are smoking dope...
Hank:(taking hit off joint)...yep......you grow this yourself dale?
Dale: yess siree.........I got tin foil on my basement window...those pigs are never gonna know what's going on down there...and I got me a police scanner...so i'll know if they're gonna bust me. I got the whole house rigged up to explosives..and I got a propane bong on top of that ...and then I'll blow up the house, and the weed'll be lost in the rubble and they'll never find it....(takes hit) heh heh heh........(passes to bill)
Bill: (takes hit).............hey Hank I watched your neice take a shower last night...
Hank: what????
Bill: (hangs head) nothin......
Hank: what??? heh heh heh....
Boomhauer:(takes hit) Itellyouwhatman, them dangolhippies they getupman at 420everyday and theylinght up them dang ol marijuanaweed and dang ol...dangol forgotwhat I was gonna say, man
Kahn: (poking head over fence) Ahhh..I smell you hillbillies smoking reefer...
Dale: PIGS!!!!! (climbs over fence and dissapears)
Kahn: I smoke crack! I got lots and lots of energy! I super productive and you rednecks stand smoking reefer stand around and get the munchies...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (exits) Hey Kahn Jr. go get daddys crack pipe....