Baseball or cartoons?

I can't help but wonder how Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer would discuss a similar situation. Probably it would go something like this:

Hank: Did you see McGwire hit that homer last night?
Bill: Sure did.
Boomhauer: Dang ol' record-setting, Itellyouwhat.
Hank: But Bobby's complaining because his favorite _cartoon_ wasn't on.
      I just don't know what to do about that boy.
Dale: I blame the government. How many of his school classes are about
      baseball?
Bill: Some of the recruits were complaining too. It's un-American!
Hank: Something's just not right about American kids today.
Dale: Yep.
Bill: Yep.
Hank: Yep. (Sips beer.)

Add on "it was like 'crack' and then 'wahoooo' runnin' 'round dem bases, all huggin, and stuff, then that kid, all bear huggin, and climbin in the stands. it was 'motional man." (wipes a tear)

(as a side note, I helpedconvince my college to teach a class on baseball). Dale probably wouldn't blame the schools, too easy. He'd blame the Chineese since they don't even play baseball, and probably throw a crack in about Speed Racer (don't tell me, tell Dale).

John: Yup.