Alamo Beer and Dogs

How come KOTH never shows the guys drunk after drinking 4+ beers? And on Snow Job, Buck has a variety of breeds of dogs, and on Pregnant Paws, he has bloodhounds, What's up with that???

Just for the heckfire of it, I shall indulge and try to respond as a cartoonist-dialoguist might think, especially one of the broth-cookers of THE SIMPSONS:

"Continuity is the hobgoblin of fanatical fans."

Inferred from an EMERSON microwave food's coldspots amongst mouth-burning heat.

Or from a where's a WALDO boy standing-out.

or by RALPH The Corny Country Puppet Dog of a "Jimmie Dean" tv show, sometimes sponsored by Jimmie's own sausage (i think)

Stolen-plagarized-paraphrased-devised-parodied from:

Ralph Waldo Emerson's

"Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Narrow Minds"

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[email] (Alexb1186) wrote in message news:...

Drinking Alamo is probably like drinking Miller Lite

And on Snow

On 1 May 2002 13:46:07 -0700, [email] (Tim Hall) wrote:

I think it's probably Lone Star ("The National Beer of Texas").

Low alcohol content in the beers? Slow rate of drinking? Some guys don't "show" drunkenness that quickly. Or perhaps they're just *accustomed* to that level of blood-alcohol. or in the heat they sweat it out.

Easy! Buck's dogs are normally a mixture of breeds. He is, however, in contact with that other business entrepreneur, Montgomery Burns in Springfield. During the timeframe of Pregnant Paws, he was kenneling Burns' dogs while Mr. Burns was away. Since we know, consistently, that Mr. Burns' dogs are all bloodhounds, it makes sense that they would be the dogs seen on P.P.

Why did we not see Buckj's own dogs? Well, they were kenneled separately from the Springfield dogs to prevent fighting.

There. easy, wasn't it?

Swan

"Smithers, release the hounds!" Montgomery Burns.

No, Burns has the 25 greyhounds that Santa's Little Helper's girlfriend gave birth to in "Two Dozen and 1 Greyhounds"