Pegg's Alive!

May 24, 19996 posts by 5 posters
6 posts
arch stanton

Y'all can relax now. I just saw Peggy down at the Megalo Mart. She was getting in the pickup and I saw crutches. So a little banged up but that's all. She's too young to die.

arch stanton

R J Valentinearch stanton

arch stanton wrote:

] Y'all can relax now. I just saw Peggy down at the Megalo Mart. She was ] getting in the pickup and I saw crutches. So a little banged up but ] that's all. She's too young to die.

It was probably one of those Peggy impersonators that all the Mega Lo Marts are hiring this summer. Did you hear that she had dandruff? Yeah, they found her Head & Shoulders in her emergency-chute compartment.

R. J. Valentine

RJ Valentine writes:

"Yeah, they found her Head & Shoulders in her emergency-chute compartment."

Where'd they find the rest of her?

Sorry about that....................
Jarret CooperMark Jones

Mark Jones wrote in message news:[email]...

Sorry about what, restating the same joke RJ already made?

Jarret Cooper points out:

"Sorry about what, restating the same joke RJ already made?"

Well......... _yeah_ ..............