Do the Producers Hate Brittany Murphy?

I'm going through Luanne withdrawal..........well, that doesn't sound quite right, but you know what I mean............I want more Luanne, dang it! Oh cripes, that came out badly, too.......I better quit before the Freudian slips get _completely_ outta control.................

This one or two scenes per episode business just ain't cuttin' it! It just ain't cuttin' it, I say! It.....just........ain't..............cuttin'................SOB.................sniff.........and another thing.........they've shown us Hank's butt. Now they've shown us Bill's butt. Judging from the teaser for next week's ep, they're gonna be showin' us Bobby's butt, too.........this rampant sexism must end! There must be gender equality of the butts!!! BUTT FREEDOM!!!!!.........whoa, 60's flashback, gimme a second to center my chi and remember what planet I'm on..............ok, I'm cool, I'm cool. But really, those guys' butts're so scrawny they'd boost a drought-stricken rhesus monkey's ego...........speakin' of which, I just remembered Dale in that thong.......brrrrrrr.

The cruel inequity of it all.........so many butts and none of 'em Luanne's...........I think I'm gonna cry again.............sniff

Mark Jones wrote:

] Subject: Re: Do the Producers Hate Brittany Murphy?

I doubt it, but she's a big star. I think she's got another movie coming out this week. And who could forget her work as the psycho in _Freeway_ and as the title character (not to be confused with the starring character) in _Clueless_.

] I'm going through Luanne withdrawal..........well, that doesn't sound ] quite right, but you know what I mean............I want more Luanne, ] dang it! Oh cripes, that came out badly, too.......I better quit before ] the Freudian slips get _completely_ outta control.................

Oh, come on! The one clip from the video show ought to keep anyone warm through the winter.

] This one or two scenes per episode business just ain't cuttin' it! It ] just ain't cuttin' it, I say! ] It.....just........ain't..............cuttin'................SOB.................sniff.........and ] another thing.........they've shown us Hank's butt. Now they've shown us ] Bill's butt. Judging from the teaser for next week's ep, they're gonna ] be showin' us Bobby's butt, too.........this rampant sexism must end! ] There must be gender equality of the butts!!! BUTT ] FREEDOM!!!!!.........whoa, 60's flashback, gimme a second to center my ] chi and remember what planet I'm on..............ok, I'm cool, I'm cool. ] But really, those guys' butts're so scrawny they'd boost a ] drought-stricken rhesus monkey's ego...........speakin' of which, I just ] remembered Dale in that thong.......brrrrrrr.

Well, if you're keeping score, they've shown Bobby's as a young kid, and they've shown Boomhauer scantily clad several times.

] The cruel inequity of it all.........so many butts and none of 'em ] Luanne's...........I think I'm gonna cry again.............sniff

Who can forget the practical-joke episode when Bobby cut the back pockets out of Luanne's jeans? And the episode with Minh in the garage was at least suggestive. And Nancy has been shown in a towel at least once. There's inequity, sure, but it's not quite as bad as all that.

There, there.

R J Valentine wrote in message news:C2se4.25860$[email]...

I was disappointed in Luanne's ass. Ah well.

Still, the brutal truth is that male ass is fair game in prime time and female ass isn't. Somebody ought to pass an equal ass law or something.

j c

Jarret Cooper wrote in message news:Srte4.41$[email]...

time and

something.

Eh, women have been getting the short end of the deal forever in movies. Men get to see women walking around in nothing all of the time, but when was the last time you saw a man's doodle dangling in a film? If it happens, it doesn't happen very often. Perhaps it's because women just have a nice fuzzy patch, and men have all of this apparatus there. I suppose it would end up getting an NC-17 or X rating.

Mort wrote:

Be thankful you've never seen a Harvey Keitel movie. He hangs his doodle out all over the place. (shudder)

Jarret Cooper wrote:

"Somebody ought to pass an equal ass law or something."

Sniff.......yeah, where's NOW when we really need 'em? I'm still teary-eyed........sniffle..........