Bill

Bill doesn't get much respect in this newsgroup. Some think he isn't funny. Some say he's just there so Hank and his "beer can buddies" can split a case of beer evenly. They say if breweries ever started making 8-packs, Bill would be history. While still others look upon Bill as some kind of pathetic,divorced loser who lives a shallow, empty and meaningless life. (I can relate to that.)

Well, I don't care what you people say. I have a lot of respect for Bill. Who do you think protected you when you were asleep? Bill was in the U.S. Army. If it wasn't for Bill, you'd be speaking Russian or Chinese, or some other Commonist language. Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking Bill was a barber and never saw combat. Hey, it's the thought that counts! All I can say is if there ever is a Tomb of the Unknown Barber, Bill gets my vote.

P.S. If you do speak Russian or Chinese, don't blame it on Bill. He did his share. To send e-mail, just leave my mom out of it.

Didn't he also (try to ) stop Hank in traffic in one episode?

Probably the most creative anti-SPAM technique I've ever seen.

Yes, John, it is creative. I wish I could remember who I stole it from. Frank

nah, I once saw a female poster use this...

To reply by e-mail, please remove my-bra.

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First thing, John Mosey, quit watching tv so much and get an education. It's commUnist, not commOnest. Secondly, You are the commonest type of person there is. You're PREJUDICED against WEBTV users. That just shows your intelligence. ZERO. I agree with Jessi C. quit showing your ass, and GROW UP!!!

1. My post didn't not spell "Communist" incorrectly. The previous post did. 2. If you are going to be a grammer policeman, get your facts right. 3. If you are going to correct people, be correct yourself. It's "Communist" capitialized if you are a member of the party. 4. Sorry, I'm too busy eorking to watch tv and don't have the "luxury" of surfing the web while "Nick at Nite" is on commercial break. 5. You make me laugh. no one but me and the WebTv users gives a rat's ass what I think about WebTV. Every time I get an email, or a NG post or any such thing it only confirms my belief that you people have no idea what the net is about. 6. I'd defend my trolling, but I doubt you know what it is.

They should give a skin thickness test to people buying webTVs. Sales clerk: "You suck!" Potential customer: "Waaaaa, do not! WAaaaaaaaa!" Sales clerk: "I'm sorry we can't sell this to you." Potential customer: "Double Waaaaaa. I want my WebTV! Waaaaa." Sales clerk: "I'm sorry, maybe you can get a real ISP to befriend you." potential customer: "Waaaaaa. What's an ISP?" Waaaaaa. I just want to watch cartoons and download porn at he same time. Waaaa"

well, you've gotta admit, John really knows how to make people feel right at home........he's like the big brother so many of us wish we'd never had...................

well, it's past midnight, and i've had more time to think the whole
thing over.......the fact that this thread, which is ostensibly about
poor ol' Bill, has become another Mosey thread points out just how easy
it is for one troll to throw a newsgroup into chaos ( and if the
deliberate placement of an inflammatory message into one's sig isn't
trollish behavior, i don't know what is ).
            i'm still pretty new to the net, and my experiences with
trolls have been few so far.......but it's finally beginning to dawn on
me that the best way to deal with 'em is to ignore them........or pretty
soon everybody's mad at everybody, and, hey, we're all _supposed_ to be
havin' fun here ( i could wish this enlightenment had descended 'pon me
a few days earlier, or even a few hours earlier, but, hey, better late
than never.....).
             so i'm opting out of this little civil war, and i appeal to
the other webtv users here to do the same, for the sake of everybody
here at KOTH NG. if mr. Mosey wants to keep that little bit o' bigotry
in his sig, let him.......it only "exposes his own shortcomings," as
they say. but we don't have to fire back.......how much nicer to take
the high road, and bask in the warm glow of our own moral superiority!
:~))

Wait a minute, there's four beer drinking buddies. If they made 8 packs, it will still split evenly. As it is, they have to buy dozens, as a six pack doesn't work with 4 (It would if they dropped Bill, though). Dozens work with 3 or 4, FWIW. (Damn, shouldn't have had that beer at lunch...)

Dave, 24 cans of beer in a case. Four 6-packs in a case. Hank, Dale Boomhauer and Bill each get a 6 pack. In other words, if it takes a man and a half, a day and a half, to drink a 6 pack, how long will it take...nevermind. I forget the rest. Your organization: Donner Party Catering. Sick, sick, sick, but funny, funny, funny.

I think he's the best character on the show