Hello.
Forgive what may seem an ignorant question, but:
In the episode two nights ago, to what popular movie were the characters refering that involved a couple chasing a pig around the house, and falling into each other?
Apparently somewhat culturally deprived,
Rob K.
In article , [email] (Rob Kowalewski) wrote:
Was the movie in question "Unfaithfully Yours." I just rememebr that because my girlfriend at the time looked just like Natasha Kinski, one of the stars of that movie.
Punk Anderson wrote:
Yeah yeah. Save it for Penthouse Forum.
hey, what'd we ever do to John Mosey?
First of all, you webtv people never quote text, so I have no clue what you are responding too. Secondly, webtv people make all the stupdi comments in my life. Third they messages are usually dribble since they write them during commerical breaks of WWWf All-Stars. Should I go on?
yo, John-------what's a " stupdi comment?" maybe if we knew what they _were_, we'd stop makin' 'em! :~p
Wow, they are dumber than I thought. They can't even infer basic typos to the actual words.
John Mosey wrote: "you webtv people never quote text......."
he's right, we never do-----there's a reason for it,
though-----most of us are practicing Anti-Quotarians, and we simple folk
take our churchin' powerful serious! why, if i were ever to quote text,
i'd be kicked out faster'n..............waitaminnit...........gee,
thanks, John.....................
dern it, though, he's right about the rest, too-----us ol'
webtv sumbiches are just no dam good! why, as i sit here now, one hand
on my jug of likker, the other on my cousin/sister/wife Naileen ( i'm
typin' with my prehensile tail............oh, what memories of carefree
youth..........swingin' through the trees, flinging my feces at them
snooty five-toed campers.........golden days! ), i'm forced to admit
it.....................
the only reason i watch KOTH is to catch the occasional
glimpse of Luanne-----she does so remind me of my momma/cousin/neice
Oleoresin, and of Shadee Pinez Trailer Kingdom and Bait Shop, back in
Possum Tromp County ( so named because you couldn't even go to the
outhouse at night without doin' it.......man alive, them animals are
stupid.....prolific, but stupid) where i grew to manhood.......how i
miss old Shadee Pinez.......had to leave it to make room for the new
younguns, all eighteen of 'em.......they was cute enough to eat..... we
didn't, of course................anybody that says otherwise is lyin'!
anyway, as i was sayin', them fourteen younguns was just adorable!
so there i was, on my own, with just my 6th grade diploma
and my draft card ( i hadn't known they went up to triple x, at least
not in the army....... ). didn't take me long to get a good job, though,
skinnin' roadkill for the local four-star restaurant, Le Petite
Chateau...and Bait Shoppe ( you could see four stars through the holes
in the roof on a clear night.....on rainy nights, it was just wet ).
ughnnn, whuzzat....huh? boy, that's some _good_ ol' 'shine
i've got cooked up this time...........reminds me though.......i've got
to wrap this up and go tend to my still 'fore it blows........sniff...i
wish my daddy/nephew/next door neighbor Zebulon had remembered to check
his..........he might still be here..................your feeble attempt at sarcasm has only reiterated Mosey's arguments
<<SNIP>>
John Mosey likes having sex with Squirrels!!!
Mark Jones wrote:
Allright, at first I thought you were going to be a shmuck and this would be yet another ugly Usenet moment, but that was damn funny. *Damn* funny, son. Now jest don' let it go to yer haid.
Kristin
In article , [email] (Mark Jones) wrote:
(a post too long to quote in full, and an excerpt would not do it justice)
You know, the acronym LOL has become debased through overuse in recent times -- people use it whenever they see anything remotely funny, to indicate that they recognized the presence of a joke, a sad necessity in these humor-impaired times -- but swelp me, I really did Laugh Out Loud when I read this.
RAB
In article , [email] (Punk Anderson) wrote:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure she did!
hey, guys! what the heck _was_ that movie, anyway? never did find out.......sorry about that.......
Mark Jones
Ignoring witless sigs since 1998!