I can't believe that Connie wouldn't have SOME idea what she needed to remedy the situation. I mean, I can imagine Minh avoiding the subject, because that's how she and Khan are: obsessing over things that don't matter and ignoring things that do. But didn't Tom Landry Middle School, or Connie's school in Anaheim, give girls The Talk? Peggy's still pre-menopausal, and Luann is in the flower of youth, so if Connie had known the use (and existence) of tampons and pads, she would have been able to find them under the sink. You have to learn to use a tampon, but not a pad. As far as cramps, ibuprofen is less than a miracle cure, but better than nothing, and I think Hank could have found the Advil without having a meltdown. That said, I can understand Hank's frustration, not so much with the immediate problem, but with the unwillingness of everyone else to let him off the hook.
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