Man, I go away for a week and when I come back this ng is full of junk by people who obviously aren't even fans. Sheesh.
So at the risk of posting something actually on topic, I'll just say that once again Dale has come through with my favorite line:
"Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge..."
I was fixin' me up a plate of nachos for supper and keeping one eye on the TV, when he got to that "two barn doors if one is open line" I was already laughing pretty hard, but when he said that Humpty's Revenge line I had to lean over against the counter to keep from falling down. I laughed until tears ran from my eyes. I laughed so hard I missed the next several lines and had to rewind later to catch up.
Second favorite line, also Dale:
"I think I'll keep her."
Third favorite line, Bill:
"I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU!!!"
BTW, did everyone notice that Dale referred to his evening meal as "supper," not "dinner"? This is correct form. When I was growing up, we always called the evening meal supper. Dinner was a big midday meal and lunch was what you took to work.
Alan http://www.flash.net/~alandp/ Remove "_see.sig" from my email address when replying by email.
Still waiting for someone to say "fixin' to".