KOTH for President?

Mar 31, 20004 posts by 3 posters
4 posts
Johnny Rhyne

I have a question for all of you. Considering we are in the middle of election 2000, I want to know:

Who would you vote for if the Entire KOTH cast were running for president?

Lets assume for a moment Bure and Gosh aren't running and the Republicrat and Democan parties don't exist.

Personally, i've vote for Boomhaur.

2 reasons:

1. I like the way he talks. 2. I'd love to see him at a debate or a press conference explaining his platform, with all the reporters trying to figure out what in H*** he is saying.

Cameron Rhyne-Patriot, Gamer, and knower of generally useless information. "Is life so dear or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course

In article , Cameron Rhyne wrote:

I like Boomhauer too, however- how about Cotton Hill for Pres?

He'd be assasinated in no time whatsoever and just think of the list of possible suspects and the potential field day for conspiracy-theorists like Dale ...

Let's see- potential killers ( the short list )

   Asian Americans, particularly Japanese- Americans
   Female attorneys  ( " Hey you hookers..."   )
   Female waitstaff at any restaurant or bar in Texas
   DeeDee
   Peggy Hill
   Hank ( the " Bad Hank")  Hill
   Mexican-Americans
   WWII historians/history buffs
   Cotton's ex-wife
   The Methodist Minister ( she could choke him with lutefisk! )

M/M

"186,000 miles per second- It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

Miranda Writes wrote:

Hanks Mother-She stuffs all those miniatures down his throat.

Cameron Rhyne-Patriot, Gamer, and knower of generally useless information. "Is life so dear or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course

Miranda Writes wrote:

Oh yeah, as if THAT hasn't been done before.

Matt Lupo

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