Colonel Hill Reports To Bobby's Birthday

The fastidious, politically-socially correct, suave, gentle, orderly, proper, polite, diplomatic Grandfather Hill visits Robert's b-day in the re-run episode which I enjoyed tonight.

So, I have to post a posting to this b-u-s-y, b-u-s-y news group, because I had not witnessed the full episode respectacle in toto previously.

Memorable Hoots:

Luanne diagnosing & fixing the solonoid. Hookers/lawyers at the Arlen Hotel. Sexist riot at the Tom Landry Middle School. WW II story. 4 hour horse rental--horse vanishes. B-day party goes from boring to interesting. The rude Khan meets his match.

An hilarious unconventional satire deserving of an Emmy.

Paul Hurley wrote in news:[email]:

There's a week of Cotton reruns? And why was I not informed?

"I had to beat 'em off with a big piece of fatty!" "I'll have a mai-tai Mister Khan!" And the look on Khan's face at being ordered about by this hillbilly is priceless. Is that also the one where, in the opening segment, Cotton roars up in his barely-in-control Cadillac Car, stops just enough to shut the lid on the cooler, grab Bill's beer and say, "Thanks fatty! Don't mind if I do!" I use that line all the time.