Who is your LEAST favorite character on King Of The Hill? For me, it's almost hard to choose. I can count on one hand the ones that I like. Connie is pretty decent. Boomhaure is fairly harmless. Chuck Mangione is ok, when he's on.
As for the rest, it's close, but I guess the one I'd really like to see die is Cotton Hill.
On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 21:57:19 GMT Patrick D. Rockwell wrote:
} Who is your LEAST favorite character on King Of The Hill? For me, it's } almost hard to choose. I can } count on one hand the ones that I like. Connie is pretty decent. Boomhaure } is fairly harmless. Chuck } Mangione is ok, when he's on. } } As for the rest, it's close, but I guess the one I'd really like to see die } is Cotton Hill.
Are you serious? Cotton Hill is one of the top five characters. Peggy Hill is probably worst, with Hank Hill close behind. Bobby Hill is of course the star of the show and the title role. Boomhauer is nothing short of genius. Nancy Gribble and John Redcorn are near the bottom, but Dale Gribble may be second best. Then Connie, then Stuart. Bill Dauterive fills out the bottom five, but Luanne Platter is almost in the top five, with the elder Souphanousinphones close behind. Who's left?
"R J Valentine" wrote in message news:[email]...
Hmm, I have to admit, for me there are a lot of close contenders, but I think that I dislike Dale about as much as Cotton. He's a survivalist conspiracy theorist asswipe who is always taking Hanks stuff without permission, is abusive to Bill who I guess is like a walking corpse anyway, thinks he's a soldier of fortune, master engineer, and a real stud in the bed where he thinks he concieved Joseph. If I had a neighbor like that, I think I'd go to jail for murder. :-)
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 23:42:22 GMT Patrick D. Rockwell wrote: ... } think that I } dislike Dale about as much as Cotton. He's a survivalist conspiracy theorist } asswipe } who is always taking Hanks stuff without permission, is abusive to Bill who } I guess } is like a walking corpse anyway, thinks he's a soldier of fortune, master } engineer, } and a real stud in the bed where he thinks he concieved Joseph. If I had a } neighbor } like that, I think I'd go to jail for murder. :-)
He put his life on the line to save Bobby Hill from the fire ants; he trusts his wife implicitly; he's good to his son; and he nominated Bobby to take him out on the tower if it had to be done. If you were a character on that show and needed help, who would you go to? Sure, he's mocked, ridiculed, and taken advantage of.
You think that Hank Hill conceived Bobby Hill? Have you ever noticed that Bobby Hill looks almost exactly like Bill Dauterive in flashbacks to his youth (and nothing like Hank Hill in those flashbacks). Bill Dauterive has always been in love with Peggy Hill and would always help her do anything she set her mind to. People snicker that Nancy Gribble danced with John Redcorn while Dale and Hank were otherwise occupied, but Peggy Hill was dancing with Bill Dauterive at the very same time. And how about Bobby's middle name?
Dale's head and shoulders above most of the rest of the cast, and he goes unappreciated by his cartoon neighbors and by the audience.
R J Valentine wrote:
I agree, Dale is my favourite character in the show.
In article , Robert Broughton wrote:
I'm taking a collection to buy Peggy sky diving tickets.
Discount.
"Daniel L. Snyder " wrote in message news:[email]...
If you mean because her skydiving skills are equal to her prowess in Spanish, I'll chip in.
In article , "Patrick D. Rockwell" wrote:
But you really have to admit, what is Peggy not good at?
"Daniel L. Snyder " wrote in message news:[email]...
Huh? Well, for one thing, she doesn't know her Spanish well enough to make it through a Taco Bell, her jokes are as corny as Kansas on the Fourth Of July, and she laughs at her own jokes, she thinks that she's a crack psychologist, but she couldn't empathize with her own conjoined twin if she had one, and thinks that she's a great mother and wife, but I think that she's borderline EVIL. She once remarked that anyone who didn't have the internet as a parental aid should have their children taken away from them.
In article , "Patrick D. Rockwell" wrote:
I should have indicated that the sarcasm mode was in play. This is just my point - Peggy is irritating because she thinks she is all that, but she ain't.
She is a classic fragile narcissist.
"R J Valentine" wrote in message news:[email]...
Hmm, I've read that before on Usenet. It is true that Hank has that narrow urethra, and if he did concieve Bobby with Peggy, it's almost a miracle that he's been unable to replicate. But I can't picture Peggy Hill as ever wanting to have sex with Bill. She can't stand him. Maybe she did have sex with him at a time when she could stand him, and the reason that she seems to detest him now, aside from becoming increasingly familiar with his lame-ass dependancy, bad self image, self-pity, and all of his other loser qualities is because she's ashamed of having an adulterous fling with him. That might explain why Bill seems to covet her, but you know that Bill would marry a mule if he could have sex with it and marrying it were legal. :-)
Patrick D. Rockwell wrote:
For me, it's no contest. They should have killed off Bill years ago.
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 09:22:09 -0500, Paul J. Hurley wrote:
That would make a great season closer - cliff hanger. Who killed Jimmy Witchard. I am down with that. Then maybe Dale, Bill and Boomhauer could get into some antics by way of finding out who really killed him. There could even be a conspiracy worked in with the Texas State Propane Association.
Jimmy Witchard MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would of course be discovered that Jimmy died because of his own stupidity in what would become the classic Darwin Awards incident of all time. The Black Texas ranger could be reprised to give the rundown on how he died.
DB