quoting futurama

ok, so I've quoted Bender in daily conversation a few times now, 'one $300 hooker(bot) or 300 x $1 hooker(bots)' on more than one occasion and I once managed to squeeze in Pharaoh Bender's, "It's good start.....too exact if you ask me", now that can frustrate someone!

I'm also dying for the opportunity to cry out the professors 'no fair..you changed the outcome by measuring it!', or benders 'hahah, oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder'

Anybody ripoff jokes from the show that tend to get a giggle from people that don't know futurama?

<RNA> wrote in message news:3fc49e56$0$20496$[email]...

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My two-year-old daughter will let out a "Well, guh!" every now and again. She alternates it with Homer's "ba" and "sna."

She deserves a bender t-shirt printed up with "Precocious little scamp, ain't I?"

=v= "Yo, brobot! What's your serial number?" is a great way to strike up a conversation. Except with John Ashcroft, of course. <_Jym_>

I wonder if "sneak a peek at your access panel" would work on girls?, probably not.

"Jym Dyer" wrote in message news:[email]...

=v= "Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?" <_Jym_>

=v= Love lab-tested: "Is it hot in here, or is Heaven missing an angel?"

=v= And of course, any Zapp Brannigan line. <_Jym_>

I never got the meaning of this one...

I know, it's shameful, (bam!) but I do tend to agree with Zapp on whats the most erotic part

On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 21:13:05 +1100, <RNA> wrote:

It's a combination of two corny pickup lines. Those being, "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" and "Heaven just called, they're missing an angel". Or something along those lines. Zapp is so stupid he's inadvertently combined the two. That's why it's funny, not because of the line itself.

=v= Alternatively: "... or is it just me?"

=v= That wasn't a Zapp line, though. It was a wire cage with a voicebox in an experiment at the Love Labs. This line lost out to (paraphrased), "My two favorite things in the world are committment and changing myself." <_Jym_>

"Jym Dyer" wrote in message news:[email]...

To which Leela, whose watching, asks a technician if the dummy has a twin brother.

=Morph=

On Sun, 7 Dec 2003 10:09:49 -0000, "Morph" wrote:

To the original poster: I think the line was "Is heaven missing an angel, cuz you got nice cans."

Crash7 remove x's from address to email

=v= Different episode. You're obviously confused and aroused. <_Jym_>

"Jym Dyer" wrote in message news:[email]...

Actually, I just checked. He's right! It's that one with Sigorney Weaver in it as the voice of the Planetary Express Ship.

=Morph=

Morph said:

And that is...

"Opinicus" wrote in message news:[email]...

Love and Rocket, Fourth Season, First DVD

=Morph=

One of my favorite bits that I've gotten to use in real life goes like this:

Someone: I'm so stupid. Me: No one's saying that, but I'm certainly thinking it loudly.

<RNA> wrote in message news:3fc49e56$0$20496$[email]...

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Ok you've got me, where's that from?

"Chris Wood" wrote in message news:QRcxb.318714$Fm2.332476@attbi_s04...

this:

<RNA> wrote:

goes

loudly.

If I'm not mistaken, that comes from 4ACV12 (The Sting).

-Eric-

One of my (female) friends made to slap me jokingly this morning, and I got to use the Zapp quote I've been saving since hearing it again on Monday (new DVD, woo!!)

"Let's try that a little lower, and a lot softer" ;-)

She laughed :-)

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sounds like someone's going to get snu-snu....

"Kazzahdrane" wrote in message news:bq5kng$o1l$[email]...

got

(new

*Trying* to get snu-snu, with trying being the important word. But then her boyfriend's a nice guy, so I'll settle with just lightly hitting on her ;-)

<RNA> wrote in message news:3fc71664$0$14055$[email]...

"Don't bam that woman!" "Well I'm going to anyway. BAM!"

=Morph=

"Kazzahdrane" wrote in message news:bqav5h$70$[email]...

her

;-)

I

Monday

RNA wrote:

Interesting. No wait, the other thing, tedious.

On Fri, 28 Nov 2003 23:02:01 -0500, Tony Sivori wrote:

I've NOT heard of them....

great zombie jesus

now that's a good one..I find myself using that kind of reversal in normal work conversation, it's useful as it forces them to think about what you're actually telling them and what they're really asking you. It can also be a colourful replacement for 'I dunno'.

yeah...it's good, but people don't seem to see the funny side of that one, probably best followed up with a flexo style 'nah, I'm just kiddin'

RNA wrote:

That's ok with me, because I save it for times when people try to talk to me about last night's <insert ball-sport here> game, or the latest reality show. If it shuts them down, so much he better.

=v= Oh, I'm always doing that one: "Bwah-ha-ha-haah! Naw, I'm just kidding, you're a WONDERFUL human being!" <_Jym_>

In article , TonySivoriM $[email] says...

I like that one. I also like "Is the space-pope reptilian?"

Lewis

"Lewis Kirby" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, you can't use that one, that's my line! :)

Could someone with a lot of time on their hands make a list of all these quotes along with character quoting, and episode...

Perhaps in a format easily printable and foldable, so it can be brought out of one's pocket at a moment's notice..

U-huh, U-huh, That's whatever you were talking about for ya...

le bob...

[email]

<RNA> wrote in message news:3fc49e56$0$20496$[email]...

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In article , bobbyk01 @sympatico.ca says...

I saw that one last night! War is the H-Word.

Lewis

"I'll teach those filthy b*stards who's lovable!" ~~ Bender -- from that ep where he flushed nibble down the toilet

Use this with friends quite a lot:

"I'm bored. <inset name> your boring. Im going to go watch TV..." (Said by Fry to Ziodberg in Anthology of Interest I)

Jad

jad_23 wrote:

That's boring. You're boring everyone. Quit boring everyone! (5F21)