Pro wrestling in the year 3000

Apr 16, 1999, 2:18 AM ET17 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.futurama
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Michael Morbius wrote:

Knowin' the way things have turned out so far, the robots will have the run of the show and the commentators would most likely be Hulk "Hollywood" Hogan's and Bill Goldberg's heads.

Hulk- "Wow! Look at that robot go for his opponent's servo inducer! Remember when I did something like that to you a few centuries back, Bill?"

Goldberg: "If it wasn't for this damn glass jar, Hogan, I'd chew you ear to ear!"

Hulk: "Not if I and the other Wolfpack heads have anything to do with it, pal."

Goldberg: (rams the inside of the glass jar with his forhead) "Grrrrr!" THUNK!!!

Jay Seals, The NightShadow "If there really is such a thing as a momentary lapse of reason, my watch is an hour off."

wow! good job! i could see the rock and austin, but thats me... oh yeah that guy 'head' too, that'd be funny, you know the guy who always runs around, and the RP screen at the top of the ramp reads: got head? they could put that head in a jar too. im sure by then SOMEbody could figure out how to get it to talk...

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[email] (NightShadow) wrote:

I would be very disappointed if Futurama starts referencing wrestling in such a way that it would require you to actually have watched that swill to get the joke. The Monster Truck Wrestling thing was pretty good, because it conflated two of the most ludicrous forms of entertainment into one, and there is some warped logic to that.

Save the lowbrow culture crap for Family Guy.

CountV

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I always thought his final words were "French Canadian Bean Soup." According to the William S. Burroughs screenplay, anyway...

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Prez Midnite wrote:

Damn, now _there's_ two sources to put against each other; Burroughs and Wilson (Robert A., that is - which is where I got it from).

Hmm...

Maybe his words _were_ unintelligble, as has been suggested to me on other NGs, and both Wilson and Burroughs made it up.

CountV

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I think Burroughs and Wilson were acquaintances... Perhaps it's a conspiracy! (Of course, both of them are notorious for combining fact and fiction into a mind bending jumble that dares the reader to determine which is which...)

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Sorry to butt in, but I always thought R.A. Wilson was my own dirty
little secret pleasure.  I had no idea others knew of him.  Is there a
newsgroup for Wilson/fnord/Discordia/etc. discussions??
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Robert Anton Wilson has an official web page, which is pretty good, located at: http://rawilson.com/ (check out his Jokes and Limericks section, it's a riot!)

There are also the newsgroups alt.fan.rawilson and alt.discordia

Type "discordia" into just about any search engine, and you'll find a lot of other good sites... including the online version of the Principia Discordia.

[currently re-reading "Illuminatus!" for the fifth time...]

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Sweet! Thanks for the info.

I've got "Schroedinger's Cat" under my pillow. :)
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I thought they did show pro wrestling. Fry was channel surfing and they showed two monster trucks in a wrestling ring.

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|Sorry to butt in, but I always thought R.A. Wilson was my own dirty |little secret pleasure. I had no idea others knew of him. Is there a |newsgroup for Wilson/fnord/Discordia/etc. discussions??

Christ on a crutch! I thought *everyone* knew RAW by now. Check alt.discordia, alt.slack, alt.kibology, alt.magick, alt.magick.chaos, and pretty much anything else that might be a bit flaky or loony.

No disrespect towards Wilson. I'm just sayin... where there's flakes and weirdies, there's people who know of RAW.

hell. he got on an episode of Politically Incorrect.

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What are you really trying to say?

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Didn't we see this in Ep. 3? :>

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Actually they already showed it on episode three. It featured a wrestling scene on TV with monster trucks. Michael Morbius wrote in message news:7f6knq$hv7$[email]...

Monster truck wrestling's just as good!

Michael Morbius wrote in message news:7f6knq$hv7$[email]... > I want to see this on *Futurama*. >