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ChrisMay 5, 1999, 9:08 PM ETalt.tv.futurama

e-mail me and I can tell you how. You'll never forget an important date again!

Jay DeeMay 5, 1999, 11:09 PM ET↩ Chrisalt.tv.futurama

Because for 500 zulots, we'll shove a metal spike with a memory chip into your cerebral cortex!

Mike ZaiteMay 7, 1999, 10:54 PM ET↩ Chrisalt.tv.futurama

I was going to E-mail you yesterday. But I forgot.

ChrisMay 10, 1999, 1:18 PM ET↩ Chrisalt.tv.futurama

it seems you don't not take me seriously. I can really make this happen. If you send me $39 dollars, I will send you a occasion form (you fill out the dates you never want to forget) and a lifetime membership card. For the REST OF YOUR LIFE, you will be sent a postcard reminding you of the date. You will never be in the doghouse again!

Mike LeeMay 10, 1999, 1:38 PM ET↩ Chrisalt.tv.futurama

In alt.tv.futurama, "Chris Ziemer" writes:

Use to be able to buy a pretty nice doghouse for $39. Hmmm, tough choice.

mikey

JasonMay 11, 1999, 9:17 PM ET↩ Mike Leealt.tv.futurama

For twenty dollars I'll send you a piece of paper and a pen, then you can write your appointments down and keep them in your pocket. If the paper ever becomes lost I will gladly replace them both for another twenty dollars.

-Jason

Appointments not included, Limited time only, Not valid at all locations, Lot # 230G5H2094JK123

Mike Lee wrote in message ...

SnertMay 11, 1999, 1:02 PM ET↩ Chrisalt.tv.futurama

Hey, send me money too!

Chris Ziemer wrote:

Never Forget Again