What the FUCK?!

Nov 6, 2000, 12:17 AM ET43 posts by 16 posters
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Belly Bombers

I live in NY and Futurama got pushed back cuz those scumbag Jets had to lose yet again. Did it air or what?

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!&^%#amp;^*&^#!@ FOX and their stupid @#^&%amp;%@$ football. What kind of stupid moron inbred hillbilly jerkass would allow a stupid football game to cut into the SEASON @*&$*&^$ premiere? Does FOX think they are &^%@#&^%@#&^ ESPN or something. I don't watch FOX for football. I watch FOX because they have the Simpsons, Futurama, X-Files, King of the Hill and so forth. If the game runs long, cut it off. I can always read about it in the paper, or watch the news at 9:00. If they cut the season premiere off, we might not see it until summer of next year. And meanwhile we have to listen to people on the west coast who actually got to watch it. Get a clue FOX! You're not ESPN. Do not cut into GOOD programming with useless CRAP like FOOTBALL. Disgusted, Paul

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DavePaul Tomko

First and goal at the 2, down by 7 in the final minute and the Jets couldn't score? They deserved to lose.

They're called 'network executives.'

And piss off millions of football fans because you want to see a TV show?

In 1968, NBC pre-empted a late-running live football telecast so a scheduled movie could be aired. Over 30 years later, the network *still* hasn't lived it down and "The Heidi game" http://www.nfl.com/news/981109heidi.html is etched in football lore forever.

"Probably the most significant factor to come out of Heidi was, whatever you do, you better not leave an NFL football game," says Val Pinchbeck, the NFL's former senior vice president of broadcasting. "Ten years earlier, if you did the same thing on a telecast, would you get the same type of an uproar? I don't know. But you sure did at that point in time. It sure let you know that you better not take my football away from me at 7 o'clock."

FOX isn't stupid. They understand there are far more football fans in this country than there are Futurama fans. They also recognize that they will still be competing for pro football contracts for many years after Futurama is dead and buried. Finally, they understand their obligations concerning the contracts they signed with the NFL.

Vent your spleen if you must, but don't ever expect anything to change.

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TheCentralScrutinizerDave

Plus, that futurama episode will be seen as reruns for eternity.

Football games make poor reruns.

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That's assuming that they make it through enough seasons to justify reruns. As it is, we won't find out what happened in the first 20 minutes until at least spring or summer, if ever. However, I noticed on the news that they rebroadcast the score of the game. So football fans would have had to wait another two hours to find out the outcome. We have to wait months. Oh, and we know the outcome, but not the beginning. That pretty much ruins the episode for me.

Those millions o football fans are finicky people anyway. If the game was on ABC, they'd watch ABC, if the game was on NBC, they'd watch NBC. I believe that Futurama fans are more loyal to the network, as we also watch (generally) Simpson, King of The Hill, and the X-Files.

Football games make for poor TV period in my opinion. If Tivo could fix this problem, I'd jump on it in a nanosecond.

Paul

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TeenTitansPaul Tomko

Woah. nice idea.

Please, everyone, tho. It was a pretty exciting game at the end though - down by 7 at the 2. Heheheh. I live on the west coast. Hahahaha. I'm sorry. That was mean, but I can flaunt it. Anyway, if you habe broadband, you can download it from binaries.multimedia. It's about 225 Megs

Rick

Hell yeah

DaveTeenTitans

Vinny Testeverde's an idiot. First and goal from the two, needs the TD to send it to OT, he's got Curtis Martin in the backfield... and the throws the damned ball four times. What a moron.

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petbenDave

You're right. Vinny makes all the calls for that team. Ever hear of a Coach?

Pete > From: Dave > Organization: Vandelay Industries > Newsgroups: alt.tv.futurama
Davepetben

He's been in the NFL how long? And Groh doesn't let him audible??

Bullshit. Even *if* the coach was stupid enough to call in four straight pass plays, Vinnie should have assumed he was suffering from an embolism and handed the ball to Martin for the score and a chance to win in OT.

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DaveTheCentralScrutinizer

[email] wrote:

Not true. Don't you get ESPN Classic?

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Michael ZaiteDave

Dave wrote:

He didn't say "They don't make Football game Reruns." He said "Football games make poor reruns." And I agree, infact I think they make poor first runs.

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DaveMichael Zaite

Yes. And I countered with a network that regularly reruns great ballgames. They're just as good, if not better the 2nd time around, because you remember the drama as it unfolds. They made last week's Oklahoma-Nebraska game an 'instand classic' and aired it just a few days later. What an ass kicking! I had missed the 2nd quarter the first time around because I clicked over to the NC-Pittsburgh game, so I got to catch it again.

Whatever, you're just pissed because it pre-empted your show. If it was Baywatch instead of football, you'd probably hate tits right about now. :-)

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Paul TomkoDave

You're right. If Baywatch preempted Futurama, I'd be pissed too. In fact, I'd rather watch a rerun of Futurama or Simpsons than a first run of football or Baywatch.

Paul

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Michael ZaiteDave

Dave wrote:

Don't talk like a queer.

?  OK.....

You haven't even theorized the possability that I've never liked Football?

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DaveMichael Zaite

Like a queer?

You disappoint me, Mike.

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Michael ZaiteDave

Dave wrote:

Then you shouldn't have been expecting anything from me. I sure don't expect much out of you.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy
DaveMichael Zaite

Stop talking like a queer.

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TheCentralScrutinizerDave

People like you who are obsessed with homosexuality are invariably repressed homosexuals themselves.

Are you ashamed that you get a hard-on everytime you see a handsome male?

Why else are you so *obsessed*?

DaveTheCentralScrutinizer

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Not invariably, but often. But I didn't see Mike's usage of "queer" as that of an obsessed person, just as an opinionated one.

In your zeal to attack me, I think you've gone and gotten yourself a little confused.

Go back and reread the thread.

Or don't. It's off topic, right? In the e-mail you sent me yesterday, you expressed extreme displeasure concerning off-topic threads.

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Michael ZaiteDave

Dave wrote:

Now your just talking like a loser. Is this your new version of "Whatever"? Because it sucks.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small
DaveMichael Zaite

Hmm. I'm a queer, I'm a loser.

Now you're just transferring the target of your disappoinment over the pre-emting of Futurama from football to me. Keep trying, eventually, you'll find the culpable party.

How should I respond when discounting an opinion I find invalid?

Of course. Personal insults. I should have thought of that.

It's not like you don't have the capacity to understand, it's more like you just don't want to.

Can't wait to read your spew come next Sunday night.

Dave (hoping for OT.)

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Michael ZaiteDave

Dave wrote:

Man your really trying to get your money's worth out of an old Psych. class aren't you?

"I find your opinion invalid..." followed by your reasons for that view.

You already did, from news://news.earthlink.net/3A0AA574.E5707975%40SPAMgate.net In reply to Attmay "Hmm. Not the dumbest thing ever written.

But close."

One could say the same about you.

Why something happening Sunday I don't know about?

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick
S.F.J.CodyMichael Zaite

YOu /Mke Zaite. Stay in atf otherwise yiu fukin with my ed ok. YO u sthiiity fooob that you are . Im drinuk please wexcus me.

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Michael ZaiteS.F.J.Cody

"S.F.J.Cody" wrote:

Okey dokey Hah-cha! you got it. Stop mixing you dog's worm pills with your Beer.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small

On Mon, 6 Nov 2000, [email] stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

Aren't your reruns cut down to make space for adverts though?

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/
LarryPaul Hyett

On Tue, 7 Nov 2000 07:15:16 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:

Yes they are. Good point. Hopefully, Fox will at least run each episode complete at least once. But, don't count on it.

--Larry

Arnoud W. MorsinkDave

Of course Fox is stupid. Not for staying with a game when it runs late, but for scheduling a season premiere (_any_ season premiere) right after a game.

Arnoud

Of course complaining to Fox is useless. They know that the people who complain the most will watch Futurama no matter what.
OmegaManDave

I am a Broncos fan, and that was as sweet as can be. But what the hell is Fox doing showing that game? The Jets and the Broncos are both in the AFC. Fox shows the NFC games. CBS shows the AFC games in the other 200 markets in the country. How did an AFC game end up on Fox in your neck of the woods?

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Beats me. I don't know who was playing the game. I only saw part of it because it was on during Futurama's time slot. When I saw there was about 5 minutes left, I watched something else for 5 minutes. I fully expected that they would show Futurama in it's entirety at the end of the game. After all, nobody would be stupid enough to cut the first 20 minutes off of a season premiere of ANY show.

Paul

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Michael ZaitePaul Tomko

Paul Tomko wrote: <snip lotsa yelling>

You seem to be under the impression that FOX owes you. Like Letterman and Conan say: "It's Free Buddy, You get what you pay for."

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But it's not free. Advertisers have to pay to get their commercials shown on FOX, and then we end up having to pay more for the products to cover their advertising budget.

Paul

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DavePaul Tomko

So who's forced to buy the products they advertise?

You buy a TV, you plug it in, you turn it on.

LarryDave

On Tue, 07 Nov 2000 13:00:52 -0500, Dave wrote:

We all have ads in our dreams, but you don't see us rushing off to buy brand name products at low low prices.

Or you can turn it off. Don't ever tell your TV that it's been putting on weight or that your old TV was cuter. You've been warned.

There's the electricity, antenna wire and a few other things too trivial to mention. The main thing is that the airwaves (bandwidth, frequency, channels or whatever you want to call it) are a public commodity and they are 'leased' to stations. They also have to agree to certain rules set by the FCC.

There is no FCC regulation that forces stations to run Futurama in it's entirety, but damn it there should be!!!

No it's not free at all. The sponsors pay good money for it. I can't say your car is free just because I didn't pay for it. Of course, I have no right to complain about your car and neither does Conan. Oddly, by act of congress, Dave does have the right to complain about your car.

The whole TV business model is the reverse of what most people think. The "Product" is not shows or entertainment and we are not customers. We, TV viewers, are the product and our attention is being sold to sponsors.

Telling Fox that we're not happy about the show being cut will do a little good, telling the sponsors would do more, but only if a large number of people write in. Snail mail letters still carry more weight than e-mail or online petitions.

Personally, I've never been a sports fan and I'm glad that in my time zone Futurama is rarely pre-empted. I would like to see Fox schedule a some re-runs or TBAs that can be canceled to allow Futurama, The Simpsons, King of the Hill etc to run completely after games.

--Larry

OmegaManPaul Tomko

OTOH, there are people who only watch Fox for football.

The "Heidi Game" clause.

And you can always find a web site that will have a plot summary of what happened in the Futurama episode. Would you agree that that is as much fun for you as reading it about the game in the paper is for Football fans?

No, more people watch football on Fox than on ESPN.

And how is Futurama more useful than football?

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Good for them. It's on from 3:00 until 7:00.

I can't speak for that one. I could care less about Heidi or the football game.

They took that chance when they underestimated the time for the game. That's not my fault. They said Futurama would be on at 7:00 Central time, and therefore it should be, barring technical difficulties.

Then why don't they show Futurama on ESPN. At least show it somewhere where it won;t be interrupted by a stupdi football game.

Futurama is interesting. Football is not.

Paul

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DavePaul Tomko

Actually, it's on from 12:00 until after the 4:15 game ends, then again on ESPN at 8:00.

It states that the network will not cut away from the critical closing moments of a football game for the sake of a TV show that will only draw about a quarter of its ratings.

And a football game running long, to a network, is a technical difficulty.

Because a sports network doesn't give a crap about a cartoon. Unless it's a cartoon about sports, anyway.

Football is going to happen, week in and week out, every Sunday during the season for the foreseeable future. 7:00PM shows come and go, football remains. Maybe Futurama should be moved to 3:00AM so as to reduce the liklihood of anything interrupting it.

Such a compelling argument! You are the MAN, Paul. No, the bottom line remains, the NFL provides incredible amounts of income for FOX. Futurama is probably a break even proposition. Which is more useful to the network? Right, no contest. Football draws millions more viewers than Futurama. Which is more useful from a viewership standpoint? Right again, and again, no contest.

Perhaps it's time for you to attack a slightly less fortified opponent than the NFL.

Or perhaps it's time to switch to a show who's network gives a crap about it.

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Paul TomkoDave

Look, these are all compelling arguments, but unfortunately, they don't result in me seeing the season premiere of Futurama.

I guess we can take this as FOX's seal of approval on downloading illegal copies of the show off of the internet. Too bad I have a crappy internet connection because Ameritech sucks just as badly as FOX.

Paul

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DavePaul Tomko

True. But sometimes when you're pounding your head against a wall, it's a good idea to find something a little softer than the wall.

If tFOX is going to go out of their way to insure the show will not be successful, I don't see a problem with fans who do get to see it posting for those who don't.

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AttmayPaul Tomko

That's my point exactly. I wouldn't have cursed as much as you, though.

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No OneBelly Bombers

Hi folks,

Because of some dumb football game they only showed about 5-10 min of Futurama here in DC.

I cam across a site that had a downloadable video of every episode, but now of course I can't find it. What's the address and do they have the episode from 11/5/00?

Thanks.

Michael ZaiteBelly Bombers

mikee wrote:

Not if hacked up it does just well enough to stay on the air and make it to DVD and VHS sales. Because in the end Isn't it nicer to just buy the private licence and watch them at your convenience with no commercials?

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Jeremy BBelly Bombers

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What the FUCK... are you talking about? Futurama aired on-time and was hi-LARIOUS!

Jeremy B "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ohh-ohh-ohh, suddenly you've gone too far!" -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth

heh, nice signature . . . I lurve that movie Pete

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