I forgot how funny this ep was. Still had me in stitches, especially:
a) Zap: "Uh, Leela, can I ask you a serious question? Does the company that make your brasiere make girdles, too?" b) Professor: "No time off!" (groans) Leela: "Let's mutiny."
Jonah Falcon
"Jonah Falcon" wrote in message news:b7voe1$ku6$[email]...
Classic episode.
"I only ask because a friend of mine....."
Other classic quotes from that episode;
Zapp: "Leela! I didn't know where else to turn. You are the only woman who ever loved me." Leela: "I *never* loved you." Zapp: "I mean physically." ------------- Zapp: "Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum." Kif: *sigh* Zapp: "Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!" ----------- Zapp: "Please point out the person in this court room you had sex with." Leela: *sigh* *points at Zapp* Zapp: "And his name is ...." Leela: "Zapp Brannigan." Zapp: "The very same Zapp Brannigan who did not blow up DOOP HQ. I rest my case." ---------- Zapp: "My friends! You can take away a man's title and his uniform but you can never take away his integrity or his honour. Plus it was mostly Kif's fault."
DM
Leela: "This is the third water fight I've broken up today and the second one with hoses"
Darren Mercer wrote:
All of the quotes from this ep in the IMDB were entered by me.
The FULL quote is, by the way, along with some others:
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Captain Zapp Brannigan: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. [Suddenly thoughtful] Captain Zapp Brannigan: But paper covers rock! And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- [Zapp Brannigan and Kif were fired from DOOP.] Leela: Zapp? Captain Zapp Brannigan: Leela, I didn't know where else to turn. You're the only woman who's ever loved me. Leela: I never loved you. Captain Zapp Brannigan: I mean physically. Leela: What do you want? Captain Zapp Brannigan: Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floor! Leela: You don't know how to do ANY of those things. Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif might.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- [Zapp mutinies against Leela.] Captain Zapp Brannigan: Leela, you may be a formidable do-er of the nasty, but I'm forced to relieve you of your post.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- [Bender is mutinying against Leela and locking her in the laundry room.] Bender: Don't worry, Leela -- soon we'll be able to look on this and laugh. [Bender walks to the exit, turns around and laughs at her.]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Captain Zapp Brannigan: You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Leela has ANY of those things.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Captain Zapp Brannigan: Here's to us poor schmoes, working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy female man.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Neutral Vice President: Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert! Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello."
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PS. I entered roughly 80% of the Futurama quotes in IMDB :)
Jonah Falcon
"Jonah Falcon" wrote in message news:b82din$25n$[email]...
My, aren't you special.
Looks like they're 80% accurate, too.
Jonah Falcon wrote:
My, aren't you special.
Looks like they're 80% accurate, too.
Jonah Falcon wrote:
Not as special as posting, then posting again because one is so afraid one's zippy reparte didn't get posted the first time.
Where's this message then? What was it about? I clicked on the link but the thing said it had 'expired or been deleted from the server'! Was it like that 'Michal Finnagan' rhyme?
"Herb Kauhry" wrote in message news:[email]...
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LOL!
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