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Apr 9, 199915 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.futurama
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My 12 year old kid was on my computer when i was at work and started trouble. i was very upset when i learned that was my computer that sent that message across i am very sorry for his actions i grounded him for a week for that and he is not going to be useing a computer till he is old anough to bye his own i hope every body that read that message can read this i am very respected in other groups like multimedia most people now i am not like that i do contribute to news groups i hope you can except my apoligy i do like shows like futurama and simsons again he wont be bothering this group again and no other group nether

rogcom lied:

Just 'cause I had some time to kill, I checked out the Dejanews posting profile for [email]:

Posts     Newsgroup
-----     ---------
  9       alt.tv.futurama
  4       alt.config
  3       alt.binaries.multimedia.d
  1       alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.d

Very respected? After 4 posts?? Um, ok.

Read on. Here's an excerpt from "Daddy"s post in the binaries group:

Same lowercase proper pronoun, same missing punctuation, very interesting.

Here's another alt.binaries.multimedia.d post from "rogcom"

So. What can we conclude?

Either Daddy is an ablosute idiot who somehow managed to teach his own 12-year-old son to write just as poorly as he does, or "rogcom" *is* the 12-year-old techie wannabe who lies through his teeth. but then he's talking about $150 sound cards, so the third possibility is he's an adult with the education of a 12-year-old (or less? no offense to youngsters with an intellect.)

Guess where the smart money's going?

Nice try. loser.

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In article , [email] says...

Sir... I think you should do a "little" more research before you call someone a liar. I, for one, can vouch for "rogcom" as he is a REGULAR poster in alt.binaries.multimedia. I don't know what the problem was with your search on the "dejanews" posting profile,but rogcom has posted HUNDREDS of articles in the multimedia group.

Everyone there holds him in high respect. And no, I do not know him personally, I just know him from the multimedia group. (He has been posting there ever since I started hanging around in there several months ago.)

All he was trying to do was to apologize for his son's actions (which he did NOT have to do by the way) and he ended up getting criticised in the process....

-WingNut-

I did plenty of research. And I'm calling you a liar too.

There's no history of him there before this week.

Don't poo-poo Dejanews. It's an archive of all Usenet posts. And it helps me see you are both liars. You may even be the same person.

There's no record of you there before this week either. Hmmmm.

Liar.

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Dave wrote:

Deja News has been having some _serious_ problems in the last week or two, so don't implicitly trust anything you get from there right now. I'm not sure if their problems would actually impact on a search of the nature that you did, but for corroboration; try doing a search for your own history, for instance.

CountV

If you can't laugh at yourself, someone else is going to do it for you, and you're not going to enjoy it nearly as much.
Van Buren BoysDavealt.tv.futurama

In article , [email] says...

When did you switch from AOL, yesterday? Because it obvious that you don't know too much of what your talking about.

poo-poo ? Jeez...

If you would stroll on over to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet and look for the Subject: Usenet Posting Summary (Fri, 09 Apr 1999 04:01:44 CDT) Read this article !!

If your not familiar with what this service is, (and I assume you don't), It is a service that COUNTS postings to usenet. Only the heaviest Usenet posters make this list. (It's not a spam list, it only counts the posts).

In case your news server is one of the crappy ones, I copied the article below. Take a look how made number 49 on the list. Rogcom. He posted 82 articles and over 50 Gigs of data. Does your "DejaNews" report that? Didn't think so.

But you should be congratulated for your stupidity, as you've earned the right to be placed in my "killfile".

I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent...

-WingNut-

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And so on, and so forth. Now, here's the music.

Top From sorted by BI-sum

Rank     BI      Posts     Bytes        Data
---- ---------- ------- ----------- ------------
   1   6154.428    3761     8752901 [email]
   2   5780.401    2190     6121645 [email] (Recruiters
OnLine Network -RON)
   3   1995.425    1411     9405896 Astro Roadkill

   4    673.163     476     4568765 Cosmo Roadkill

   5    592.000     592     7425423 lrodea2@*spam*home.com (Troggladite)
   6    547.300     387     2005606 [email]
   7    421.436     149      176015 Planet Recruit International

   8    376.000     376      315740 [email]
   9    371.939     263   118422579 *@*.com (Albatros)
  10    310.228     103      244406 "HeadHunter.NET"

  11    303.827      75      116887 [email] (Decision Strategies,
Inc.)
  12    285.591     180      534116 [email]
  13    285.000     285      264481 Jennifer Williams

  14    232.000     232    90287277 [email] (N E O)
  15    187.000     187    82922690 [email]
  16    185.548     109      331185 [email] (AFP)
  17    185.262     131    61294751 [email] (Ethel Sue)
  18    183.000     183      482721 [email] (see.ad.content)
  19    177.164     171      656031 Anonymous 
  20    176.000     176      444838 [email] (Commerce Business Daily)
  21    150.533      70      176658 [email] (jcookinc)
  22    150.000     150    23229665 [email]
  23    147.581      66      215983 [email] (****Paul
May)
  24    142.244      91       70579 [email]
  25    137.000     137     6767260 "Judy" 
  26    136.875      74     3506990 "Slutty Suzy19" 
  27    133.000     133     8085048 [email] (jake)
  28    132.000     132      205962 Rich Mulvania
  29    130.108      92    42050896 [email] (Smokey Joe)
  30    127.000     127    55936988 [email] (KephreN)
  31    118.000     118      228681 [email] (Fredric L. Rice)
  32    116.000     116     9090183 [email]
  33    114.000     114    53601269 [email] (Stickweed)
  34    111.000      56      114073 "Norberta" 
  35    108.000     108    49709814 [email] (boddah)
  36    107.000     107    42171766 [email] (Agent 1.0/32.397)
  37    106.790      66      107911 [email]
  38    101.000     101      373048 [email] (Debunks)
  39     96.272      40     2879403
[email]
  40     96.000      96     3378346 [email]
  41     95.000      95    37918704 [email] ([Bubbaman])
  42     89.000      89      171438 Top Echelon Network of Recruiters

  43     86.000      86     7336110 Anna 
  44     86.000      86     9166654 [email] (JB NoSpam)
  45     85.000      85       75331 Becky 
  46     84.000      84    38123166 "= GameGuru! ="

  47     82.024      58    17770144 [email] (remove the
'X's to contact me)
  48     82.000      82    50947839 [email] (rogcom)
  49     82.000      82    46948434 [email] (�t��ig �)
  50     81.000      81    33536504 [email] (�corpio)
  51     80.443      59    15806194 Cephus 
  52     80.000      80     2103190 [email] (BinoR)
  53     78.000      78      246203 [email]...
(DeppityBob)
  54     76.518      29      174879 "Philip Lewis"

  55     73.539      52    21431132 [email] (NuQ)

I wonder why Trinity didn't make the list? ;)

Prez Midnite............... out. e-mail:prezmid at disinfo dot net http://westwood.fortunecity.com/sander/73/ "Reality is the original Rorschach." - Mal-2

Perhaps dejanews doesn't keep a complete record of binary postings, as this would require WAY too much storage space? Just trying to help....

Prez Midnite............... out. e-mail:prezmid at disinfo dot net http://westwood.fortunecity.com/sander/73/ "Reality is the original Rorschach." - Mal-2

Boy I really hate to nit pick in the face of an appology, but your kid's grammar is better than yours. You typed a whole paragraph that is one runon sentence, no punctuation, no capital I for the pronoun, and misuse of BYE instead of BUY. Misuse AND misspelling of Nether.....it goes on and on.

But appology well accepted. Don't get me wrong. I just tend to be a suspicious alluicious sometimes.

New URL for Sounds page: http://come.to/wavking AOL instant messenger file, or AOL buddy list "thewavekng" ICQ # 10176400 rogcom wrote in message ...

If you're gonna nitpick someone's spelling, you should probably run you own post through a spellchecker first.

Apology. :)
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On Fri, 9 Apr 1999 08:59:22 -0400, "WAV King" wrote:

I am a carpender what do you expect but any way thank you for excepting my appology

Your _apology_ is certainly excepted.

Not accepted, but definitely excepted.

ever so sincerely, Reznik the Great and Powerful (pay no attention to that man behind the curtain)

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Not insulting you or anything, but, you spell bad..........

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Greg WilsonWav Kingalt.tv.futurama

Boy I really hate to nit pick in the face of an appology *apology* , but your kid's grammar is better than yours. You typed a whole paragraph that is one runon *run-on* sentence, no punctuation, no capital I for the pronoun, and misuse of BYE instead of BUY. Misuse AND misspelling of Nether *neither*.....it goes on and on. *yes, it does*

But appology *as above* well accepted. Don't get me wrong. *sentence fragment* I just tend to be a suspicious alluicious *aloysius* sometimes.