Best Mars U quotes

Oct 4, 19995 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.futurama
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"WHY didn't I break his legs??"

"...Sure to win me the nobel prize!" "In what section?" "I dont know who cares? They all pay the same!" (or something like that...?)

-Bender stole all of ERR's stuff and then ran away - (something to that matter)

"*Very preppy voice*Hey there classmate!!!!"

"How much for *frat name*?" "How muchya got?"

"Robot Houssssssssse!"

"*Monkey attacks Snooty House member* I dare say!"

"I dont like you...."

"Ooooops...." "Dont worry! They'll be fine once the tranquilizer wears off" } DA BEST! *Elephant falls on animals*

TRL
"Oooops...."

"even hillel has better parties then us"

.... i was uncontrably laughing at that one.

_______________ "part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else"-- matt groening

matt o'connell www.personal.psu.edu/mjo139 [email]
Mike ZaitePDogL3000alt.tv.futurama

Let's not forget (Paraphased cause Im lazy) Dr Farnsworth- "Oh none of that Sci-Fi nonsense. Gunther's electronium hat collects energy from sunspots, and converts it into cognitive radiation."

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "Reindeer-Goat Cheese Pizza?"