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Mar 29, 2002, 6:07 PM ET21 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.futurama
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Sincerely, Robert J. Muldoon o--(|8[#] "The title of the 1995 British film 'The Madness of George III' was changed
Robert J. Muldoonhanalt.tv.futurama

Cripes, we're near 100 thousand. How's the ANTI-Family Guy petition going? :))

Sincerely, Robert J. Muldoon o--(|8[#] "The title of the 1995 British film 'The Madness of George III' was changed

Not good, but it doesn't bother me because the pro-Family Guy petition seems to be a failure, which makes me happy. It doesn't matter which petition has more votes, as long as the show itsself is no longer on TV. If you want to sign the anti-Family Guy petition, you can do so at http://www.petitiononline.com/fgs/petition.html -------------------------------- "That's the worst reverse-acting I've ever seen!" -Sam Raimi

On 30 Mar 2002 17:26:41 GMT, [email] (CLOSEDOWN8) spewed forth:

Does it get you all sweaty and hot ?

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In article , [email] (CLOSEDOWN8) wrote:

Um... Maybe I'm just weird or something but if you don't like Family Guy, just ignore it. Some people like it and it is way better than whatever the hell Fox will put on instead.

CLOSEDOWN8Lucaalt.tv.futurama

I was in agreement with you until you said that "Family Guy" is better than *anything*. I truly believe in my heart of hearts that "Family Guy" is hands-down the worst example of "entertainment" the world has ever known. "Glutton Bowl", "Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire" and "Temptation Island" are all trash, but they're still vastly superior to "Family Guy", which is a complete wasteland of comedy. Watching "Family Guy" to see well-written, laugh-inducing comedy is like waiting for a tree to grow on the moon. If you want to sign my petition, you can at http://www.petitiononline.com/fgs/petition.html -------------------------------- "That's the worst reverse-acting I've ever seen!" -Sam Raimi

The ironic thing is that many of the signatures are by people who WANT the show back!

Sincerely, Robert J. Muldoon o--(|8[#] "We apologize for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that

"Robert J. Muldoon" wrote:

And I still don't understand the purpose of making a petition to have a show cancelled.

"Family guy is an insult to comedy" or whatever that other guy said is not good enough a reason. There have been worst shows, nobody can deny that. So why specifically aks fox to cancel THAT particular show? Doesn't make sense at all really. Unless you've been offended by a religious joke or by some racial whatever, I don't think you have a point, here, buddy.

And if you *have* been offended, then, I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
You're gonna grab your coat, and you're gonna go outside.  Ok, you reading?
You got that?  Now tell you what.  You're gonna go outside, and you're gonna
walk.  Right?  You walk, until you find a nice seven eleven.  There's probably
one near you.  Any convenience store will do.  And what you're gonna do is,
you're gonna open the door, and walk in and where you're gonna go is wait in
the queue.  You just wait there a little.  For other customers to pay, you know
how it is.  Then when other customers have paid and left, then, you get to the
counter, and here's what you're gonna say.  You're gonna say: "Hi.  I would
like to buy myself a big, nice sense of humor, so I can watch tv and not be
offended by everything I see.  You know, the kind most people have.  To get
jokes, you know.   Because - oh, I forgot to tell you - I don't get jokes.  You
see, the problem is, I've recently been offended by a CARTOON... You know what
I'm talking about, now right?  Sense of humor?  Because when something's funny,
I usually don't laugh.  I usually get somewhat offended instead.  And when
something is really funny, then I create petitions.  So, you know, I need a
sense of.... you know?  You know what I .... ? Ok?   Ok.   so I'll take six."

(If you haven't been offended by anything, then most of the above still applies. You just replace 'sense of humor' with 'tolerance for shows I, in my personal, no-better-than-anyone-else's opinion, just happen to not like' and voila.)

seeya Pat D

On Tue, 02 Apr 2002 02:46:21 -0500, THRILLHO spewed forth:

Because your life is utterly devoid of meaning outside of the television ? Because you're so pathetic that you really have no more pressing issue in your life than trying to get a show you don't like and don't have to watch off the air ?

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I can. As bad as any other show is, I truly believe "Family Guy" is a slap in the face to all things comedic. As I said before, the show is the worst TV show ever, in my opinion.

I've been offended by the complete comedic misfire that is "Family Guy".

I'll send this bit if advice along to "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane.

"That's the worst reverse-acting I've ever seen!" -Sam Raimi
GrahamCLOSEDOWN8alt.tv.futurama

I still maintain that you secretly love the show, or at the least are obsessed about it. Think about it, if the show went off the air, your life would have no meaning.

Myself, I don't care for Family Guy, but I at least don't begrudge others from watching a show that they obviously like/love. I mean, there are many out there who hate Futurama and want it off the screens, and I'd be a damn hypocrite if I told them that the show should stay aired because there are many that like/love the show, while demanding another show that's enjoyed is taken off the air.

My advice: let the baby have its bottle, and go and do something worthwhile with your time. May I suggest selling roses at restaurants.

Graham

CLOSEDOWN8Grahamalt.tv.futurama

NO.

You got me there. I am obsessed with the mechanics of comedy, and "Family Guy" is fascinating, as it's the perfect example of how bad comedy can be when not done right. You can learn just as much from bad comedy as you can from good comedy.

Let's be realistic here. I really hate "Family Guy" but if my "Family Guy" hatred was a job it'd be part time and I'd be making minimum wage.

Hating "Futurama" is truly a case of people not "getting it". Liking "Family Guy" is a case of stupid "animation fans" who like every animation property to come down the line, regardless of quality. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the show is a blueprint of comedic failure, and the people who like the show are just snowed with the fact that it's animated.

Selling roses at restaurants? OOOH, BURN!

"That's the worst reverse-acting I've ever seen!" -Sam Raimi

On 03 Apr 2002 00:10:23 GMT, [email] (CLOSEDOWN8) spewed forth:

Oh yeah ? I like 'Family Guy' but hated 'Capitol Critters' and 'Fish Police' and 'Dr Katz'. Explain where this fits into your theory.

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Oh yeah ? I like 'Family Guy' but hated 'Capitol Critters' and 'Fish Police' and 'Dr Katz'. Explain where this fits into your theory.

OK, there's also a group of "Family Guy" fans that are just plain stupid. Is that good enough? "That's the worst reverse-acting I've ever seen!" -Sam Raimi

On 03 Apr 2002 02:11:41 GMT, [email] (CLOSEDOWN8) spewed forth:

Well seeing as how I'm a pretty intelligent guy, no, that doesn't fit in there either. But carry on your little crusade if it makes you feel better

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<< "Family guy is an insult to comedy" or whatever that other guy said is not good enough a reason. There have been worst shows, nobody can deny that. So why specifically aks fox to cancel THAT particular show? Doesn't make sense at all really. Unless you've been offended by a religious joke or by some racial whatever, I don't think you have a point, here, buddy........ >>

Uhh... Excuse me... I LIKED Family Guy. I just thought "CLOSEDOWN8"s petition was really funny.

Sincerely, Robert J. Muldoon o--(|8[#] "We apologize for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that

=v= Has anyone been following the ups and downs of this petition? The reason I mention "downs" is that it went up to 80,000, then there was a notice about not displaying signatures due to the NIMDA worm, then it looked like there were only 60,000, and it went back up again.

=v= So I dunno whether some signatures were lost along the way or that was just how it looked due to the "not displaying" phase ... <_Jym_>

han wrote in message news:...

To hell with Fox. Futurama is a better fit with the SciFi Channel or Cartoon Network, IMHO.

-jww