Maggie vs. Stewie vs. Nibbler

May 8, 199917 posts by 13 posters
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Haynes Lee

In these corners we have Maggie with a Smith & Wesson, Stewie with his ray gun, and Nibbler.

Rules? There are none.

NightShadowHaynes Lee

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FesterOmegaRobot

Maggie would win. When has she ever lost? Intriguing situation, though.

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NightShadowFester

Of course she'd win. Anyone who can get away with shooting Mr. Burns can definitely take care of themselves. =D

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GrandAdmiralHaynes Lee

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Kwame Phillips-Solomonradiationdude

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not if stewie blasts him out of existence with a ray gun made from Maggie's pacifier first.

Tucson CoyoteKwame Phillips-Solomon

I can just see this fight happening...

Okay Maggie pyulls the .45 out and starts blasting away...at both Nibbler and Stewie... Stewie does the same at Maggie and Nibbler... Nibbler.. He eats anything that moves and some things that don't erfgo, he consume the 6 rounds from Maggies .45 caliber, and ingest the particle beams from Stewies ray gun till the batteries die...

Then for Nibbler, IT"S LUNCHTIME!

Nibbler: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEFY! heh heh heh

final score Children with highly dangerous weapons 0 Nibbler and his 'black hole' stomach...2 heh heh heh nuff said!

Tucson Coyote Keeper of '"THE WEIRD STUFF!"

Kwame Phillips-Solomon wrote in message news:7h88q8$h5m$[email]...

Maggie's

Adam DeFranco wrote in message ...

Yup... it stopped Willie from killing Bart and Lisa in "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace".

Tucson CoyoteDarrel Jones

Nope he eat the pacifier first... so end result is the same... I mean it would be a temporary setback for Nibs, but after he ingested it, it would be

LUNCH TIME!..... MMMMMMMMMMM Still BEEFY!....

The ep that Maggies pacifier is used against Groundskeeper willie is where she plugs up the vent on his bagpipe spider body, with Nibs, it's just another item.. that can be consumed.... believe me, this would only slow him down but it would not stop him!...

oh as for the final ep... OH MY GOD! I WAS DOWNLOADED INTO ROBOT HELL...

Hey with a last name that is the same as Bender, it has to be fun... (oh and I HAVE been downloaded from humanoid to robotic rorm... After all the computer is your firend! (a typical line from the RPG Paranoia!)

Paul Tucson Coyote (Bender)

Keeper of '"THE WEIRD STUFF!" Darrel Jones wrote in message news:7iddrg$k19$[email]... >

Ah but you forget the power of Maggie's pacifier.

What power? We get them for $1.29 at the Safeway!

Maniak

Heh heh heh heh heh.

Hey, did we ever get an origin of Bart's skateboard?

Maniak920 wrote in message ...

FungusamungusTucson Coyote

who's Nibbler?

Tucson Coyote wrote in message news:0Ka23.36435$[email]...

Fungusamungus wrote in message ...

The little alien creature on Futurama who eats things that weigh 100 times what he does, and poops out rocket fuel. He's colored black and white.

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alike!

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