Riddle

How many Futurama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

"Peter Morris" wrote in news:sJmAc.3076$kV2.24546460 @news-text.cableinet.net:

I always change lightbulbs by myself, so, "one".

Jim

=v= 31st-Century lightbulbs change themselves by themselves, so, "zero." <_Jym_>

Jym Dyer wrote in news:[email]:

The question was about "Futurama fans" - are there any in the 31st Century?

Jim

(P.S. are you the same Jym Dyer who once posted in an internal-to-DEC Notesfile that your lawn only had as much grass as you could cut with a manual mower? Dunno why that stuck with me all these years...)

Now *that* is what you call dedication to the mundane.

Ah, dear old VAXnotes and EasyNet. Sigh, I wax nostalgic for the good old days.

Jym Dyer wrote in news:[email]:

Done (if you don't block Yahoo! email).

Jim

On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 19:58:16 GMT, "Peter Morris" wrote:

None. The robots do it.

Crash7 remove x's from address to email

If you talk nicely to them, they will change themselves. Sometimes they will insist you buy them a drink first.

"Peter Morris" wrote in message news:sJmAc.3076$[email]...

None, they just sit in the dark hoping it'll come back on.

Peter Morris wrote:

Oh, that's cold.