Swearing on Futurama

Swearing on Futurama created by Dave Sweatt maintained by John (scArA) Plasket

[Note: Some of what I added is somewhere in between swearing and inappropriate slang. Use your own judgment. --Ed.]

[1ACV01] [Bender says] "Bite my shiny metal ass." [1ACV01] [Leela says] "...hold still dammit." [1ACV01] [robot cop says] "Damn." [1ACV01] [robot cop says] "I'm gonna get 24th century on his ass." [1ACV01] Bender dumps a brick, a reference to the similar saying. [1ACV01] [robot cop says] 'If they try to take off, give em' an ass full of laser." [1ACV02] In Dr. Zoidberg's alien language, Fry inadvertently insults the doctor's mother. [1ACV03] [Bender's mind projects] "Wow, that lady's got a hugh ass." [1ACV03] [Bender says] "Those could be anyone's thoughts fat ass." [1ACV04] [Kif says] "The jackass wants to see you in his quarters." [1ACV06] [Mom says] "Holy crap! That bastard's itchy!" [1ACV06] [Mom says] "What?!? Listen you little bastard..." [1ACV06] [Mom says] "Holy Hell!" [1ACV06] [Mom says] "Dumbass." [1ACV07] [Leela asks] "What the hell are you doing?" [1ACV07] [Fry says] "Hell no." [1ACV07] [Bender says] "You're a pimple on society's ass." [1ACV08] [the military General says] "...the ball is just too damn gooey." [1ACV08] [Fry says] "...pain in the ass recycling." [1ACV08] [Leela says] "Just fire the damn thing." [1ACV08] [Mayor Poopenmeyer says] "...after it became apparent that he was a jackass." [1ACV09] [Fry sings] "My ass has blisters from the slide" [1ACV09] [Bender says] "Oh hell. Oh, I mean heck" {dj}

[Everything here is a blur, as this is between when Dave orphaned the file and when I took over. If you know anything, by all means, send it to [email]!]

[2ACV12] [Hermes says] "I'd like to put the little bastard [Nibbler] in a sack..." [2ACV12] [Bender says] "Leela's right, fishing blows. [2ACV12] [Bender says] "Harpoon, my ass." (She does) [2ACV12] [Bender says] "Ah, screw this." [2ACV12] [Prof. Farnsworth says] "Sweet Zomby Jesus!" [2ACV12] [Bender says] "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device." [2ACV12] [Bender says] "Bend [address]" [2ACV12] [The Colonel says] "...but damn if ol' 'Legs' here ain't grown on me!" [2ACV12] [Prof. Farnsworth says] "Let's go, damn it! Let's go!"

CONTRIBUTORS: {dj} Daniel Janes

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scArA wrote:

#### can somebody tell me where does this 'swearing on futurama' list come from? i have stolen and put it on my website but want to give full credit as well as the link to the original website.

thanks

On Thu, 20 Apr 2000 23:54:45 +1200, will wrote:

http://www.frcr.com/library/swearing.html

-Jouni

scArA wrote,

What is reason for such a list? Why does it include words that aren't remotely pertinent, such as "jackass"?

[email] (Brian E. Clark) busts into alt.tv.futurama at Fri, 21 Apr 2000 21:23:17 -0400 and shouts, rather insanely:

To guide the easily offended. Alternately, to help the not-so-easily offended find more material.

Because some people get offended by them.

--J(s)P, what, you'd prefer "jackaninny?" .... .- .-.. ..-. -....- -.. . .-. .- -. --. . -.. / -- . -.. .. .- Stomp on the newt to reply. MSTie #94119, ICQ #1320476, AIM ID scArA HDM, Yahoo ID s_c_A_r_A Owner and Proprietor, Half-Deranged Media (web address deleted due to inactivity) .... .- .-.. ..-. -....- -.. . .-. .- -. --. . -.. / -- . -.. .. .- "There's three rules in life: One, there's always a victim; two, don't be it." "And three?" "I forgot what three is." --Joaquin Phoenix (Max) and Nicolas Cage (Tom), "8mm" .... .- .-.. ..-. -....- -.. . .-. .- -. --. . -.. / -- . -.. .. .- Soul Coughing 1992-2000 Charles Gray 1928-2000