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Bizkit2415 wrote:

I don't trust anyone who can't spell "biscuit" without numbers. Woohoohoohoohoo!

What ever u dipsh...! Ever heard of Limp Bizkit? The Bets band on earth next to Blink182? You hav'nt have you? Dumbass. El Barto

What ever u dipsh...! Ever heard of Limp Bizkit? The Best band on earth next to Blink182? You haven't have you? Dumbass. El Barto

most of us just choose to ignore their existance...both of them...

LOL my ass off. Limp Bizkit - here today, gone tommorow.

You haven't have you? Dumbass.

I disagree. Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Orgy - the kids have decided that damnit, they are going to like this music now. Regardless of quality.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

Yeah then those kids will grow up and wonder what the hell they were thinking - take it from an ex-KISS fan.

On 30 Aug 1999 00:11:35 GMT, [email] (Sunshine) wrote:

They also decided that about Grand Funk Railroad, Vanilla Ice and Chubby Checkers.

The decision on "Hooray For Everything," however, is still in litigation...

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damnit,

I haven't the slightest clue how long GFR and CC stayed around, but how long do they have to be the hot new band before you're satisfied? As embarrassing as he is, Vanilla Ice was not a one-hit wonder. These days, EVERY SINGLE NEW GROUP manufactures one quirky hit song, and then they're obsolete. Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, and Orgy are practically ready for the Hall of Fame with two hits each, and I guarantee that they'll both be around for at least another six months. In the world today, that is a damn long shelf life. If you're looking for another Beatles, you're not going to find them.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

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There were plenty of bands that only had one hit in the 60's 70's and 80's. But there were also bands that managed to put out whole albums full of hits. If every single new group these days only has one song, and then they're gone, then the only conclusion is that every single new group sucks.

Paul

Or that society has been trained to latch onto something, saturate themselves with it, and then get bored by the time the next single comes out. It's not just the band that makes something a hit, the audience has their part in it, too. And today's audience is composed of attentionless trendoids.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

Anyone wanna buy an unopened Meat Puppets CD?  It's right over here,
next to the Spin Doctors CD.   No, just to the left of the Chumbawumba
CD.  Right by the...   Well, you get the point.

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Great illustration of the other side of the coin : Sometimes the bands DO suck. But like I said, quality is irrelevant in the 90's.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

Don MacLean has basically become an icon singing "American Pie" over & over & over & over........ He probably still does it Vegas every night or something

Thanks everyone. I know not to write anymore...But hey. Freedowm of Speech: LB, KoRn, and Even Backstreet boys: They ALL RULE. Bite me. El Barto

On 30 Aug 1999 03:43:14 GMT, [email] (Sunshine) wrote:

GFR was around for the better part of the 70s, put out many albums and had a large number of hits. They were really really popular in their day, but they aren't taken seriously any more. (If you doubt this, walk up to a group of strangers and say "Hey, I'm going to go listen to some Grand Funk." Notice their reaction.)

What'd he do besides "Ice Ice Baby"

Plenty of good groups. Problem is, no-one listens to them.

And if your favorite anonymous group got a hit on the charts and then became anonymous again, would you say that they were a one-hit wonder and that consequently they suck?

I... dunno. He was before I came of musical age. I just assumed he must have done something else to become such a huge joke.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

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There was once a book out on "one-hit wonders", but they only used some top-40 chart for their reference guide, so therefore, by definition, artists like Jimi Hendrix qualified as "one-hit wonders"... I am highly suspicious of the terminology, myself!

Me too. To call Hendrix a "one hit wonder" is a travesty. Regardless of how high up the charts his songs have, or haven't, travelled, his music is widely known.

By one-hit-wonder, I'm thinking more along the lines of "Rock On" by David Essex, or even "Children of the Sun" by Billy Thorpe.

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That's just the one-dimensional way of looking at it so people can have an objective way of listing out OHW lists. I mean, according to that way, Falco isn't a one-hit wonder because he hit #17 with "Vienna Calling"-- but seriously, does anyone remember anything he made besides "Rock Me Amadeus"? Not to disgrace the dead, of course... But still, when you turn the term "one-hit wonder" into a technical thing based on Top 40 performance, you're destroying the normal meaning of the term, i.e. "flash in the pan."

OK! THAT IS IT! I'm so incredibly sorry I started this stoopid subject and I was so incredibly stoopid to keep it going and you all should be feeling great about it. I am so sick of it! Just stop! El Barto (This is my new email)

Like Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods.

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What about Falco's "der Kommisar?" (the song that was re-recorded in English by After the Fire).

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became

artists

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That depends on the age of the stranger you walk up to. Just yesterday, I heard a DJ talking about how GFR doesn't get the respect it deserves and that he was going to make it his project to get GFR the recognition they deserve. He had a bunch of callers call in and talk about how great the band is and some of them even had contact numbers for the band members.

Now if you ask a bunch of teeny boppers, of course they are not going to care about Grand Funk.

Paul

Yeah. And if you ask a bunch of elderly Hungarian aristocrats who their favorite Backstreet Boy is, they're not going to care, either.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

So? You seemed to be saying that teenyboppers were horribly ignorant because they're not familiar with music from several decades before their birth. Is most of the earth ignorant because they're not familiar with the music at the top of today's charts?

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

No, I seem to be saying that if you ask nearly any adult who their favorite "Backstreet Boy" is, they'll look at you as though you had a third arm growing out of your forehead.

But something tells me *you* know who your favorite is.

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And if you ask nearly any young girl who their favorite Beatle is, they'll shriek and run.

Just because I can see BOTH sides of the issue, does not mean that I'm on the other side than you.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

Poor logic there.

*scoff* Poor logic THERE.

(See how ineffective it is when you don't explain?)

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

It was extrememly effective, and shouldn't have required an explanation, but since *you* seem to require one, here goes:

First you implied that the people who couldn't name their favorite "Backstreet Boy" were confined to a very select group. Elderly Hungarian aristocrats, I believe?

Then I mentioned that the group that could not name a "Backstreet Boy" was much much larger than the group you had mentioned.

You somehow implied this to mean that I thought teenaged girls are 'horribly ignorant' because they're not familiar with older music.

See? Poor logic.

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Well, anything can be poor logic if you selectively forget how it started. How about we just say that I think you're a moron, and you think I'm a ______ fill in the blank, and we leave it at that?

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

i think we're all missing the point here...the point is limp bizkit sucks...so your little logic argument means nothing... just trying to keep us on track here... ;)

yes. Now...who's up for some nice peaceful coversations? *ME*

I went back to the first post and reread the entire thread. Your logic was flawed from the start. Nothing selective about it.

I'll accept your submission.

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Yes. That's it. I'm submitting because unlike yourself, I'm not going to go back and read the whole thread. If it makes you feel that much better about yourself to know that you'll waste more time than I will to prove something that isn't going to change anyone's mind in the first place, BRAVO!

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

Because it shows the flaws in your "logic". I wouldn't want to go back there either if I were you.

"Holier-than-thou" doesn't work from a submissive position.

See what I mean?

Why not gracefully admit you were incorrect, then get on with your life?

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Incorrect in WHAT? Do you even know what the whole debate was about anymore? What the hell am I "submitting" to? We had different viewpoints, we argued about it, then you wanted to start going backwards and I didn't feel like spending any more time on it. My principle has always been that when things get boring, I stop. You win the prize for stubbornness, but you don't win an argument unless you convince the other person of your side. You certainly haven't done that, and I'm not going to do it either, which is why I attempted to end the thread in a mature manner. Apparently that was too difficult for you.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

You have the attention span of... something with a seriously short attention span. It was only a few posts back in the thread.

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But we're not even arguing about anything anymore. We're just sitting here barking at each other. Why do you refuse to just let it go, as I attempted to do?

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

How long has this thread been going on?

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Too long.

Mr.I'mAnOutOfControlLisaSimpsonFannnn wrote in message news:[email]...

OK Can we pleeze get back to the subj: FUTURAMA? I admit i was a bitch. I sed it there. Happy? Futurama rama pleez

Oh, yeah, right. So, uh, howabout those cool comic panel thingies on The Futurama Outlet?

[Drum roll] And now, the award for the longest, off topic thread goes to: Dave, Sunshine and a host of others, for thier EPIC reply to Bizkit2415's "You suck-diddly-ick", in which there has not been a reference to Futurama since the opening post.

How do they do it? The world may never know.

We all will be waiting for your next journey into Ridiculosity.

And congratulations on a job well done!

And now we return to our regularly scheduled posting.

Good day...

ARRRG! Yes. I think the panels on futurama outlet look great!

I'm wondering if they're colored by Darrell Johnson or the people that submit them, because the coloring has a very "professional" feel to it.

yeah it does! Its really cool!

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I haven't seen a Futurama related thread in here in a while, not counting Haynes' lists.

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Hey Dave isn't Futurama a little high brow for ya, seeing as you're a South Park fan and all...

Nibble nibble.

Nope, don't care much for the taste of this bait.

Yank the hook, let him reel it back in, and maybe the next one will be a tasty morsel...

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Loser...

Hey, some of my best friends are South Park fans! I may not approve, but is that any reason to ridicule them? I think not!

I actually like South Park too. I just don't like Dave. :o

So now that it's out in the open, how do you feel?

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CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??

Sure thing, Mr. King.

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<sarcasm> What would be the fun in that? </sarcasm>

In article , [email] (Bizkit2415) wrote:

In theory, it is possible. In theory, you can find roots of negative numbers. In theory, you can go back in time. In theory, you can divide by zero.

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If you were truly trying to "let it go" your final post would not have included a personal insult.

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My post said that we should just accept that yes, I think you're a moron, AND that you think I'm whatever you think of me. I even left a blank space for you to fill in. Just because we're not bitching at each other anymore [for the good of the group at large], that's no reason that we should pretend we like each other. Go ahead, just say "I think you are a _____ and I recognize that you think I'm a moron, and these two things aren't going to change, so let's call the whole thing off." Go nuts. 'Cause I think you're a moron, so anything you say sure isn't going to bother me, but you think I'm a _____, so I can't imagine that my calling you a moron hurts your feelings too much. It's just one last chance to air your feelings regarding the other person.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

I just think you're incorrect, and obstinate for not admitting it.

Neither of those adjectives are insults, unlike the ill-conceived epithet "moron" that you like to keep hurling at me, as though your incessant repetition might somehow make it so.

Because if we disagree, we have no alternative but to slander one another, right?

Let me add "puerile" to "incorrect and obstinate".

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Um, no. You'll notice that one part of my message you neglected to copy was when I said "Just because we stop bitching at each other doesn't mean that we have to like each other." One doesn't come with the other.

Hey, Ratboy, I'm trying to end this thing, you're the one who won't let it go until I bow to down to you or something.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

All I expected was an admission, a week ago, that your logic was unsound. You danced around for days but you never quite replied to the issue, other that to say how long ago it's been and how it should now be dropped. When I gave you one last chance, you called me a moron. Hence the incorrect, obstinate, puerile comment.

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Okay, I take that back. I just want to clarify this before I take it upon myself to kill the thread. Any further replies to me will fall on deaf ears.

At no point did I give any hint that such an admission would be forthcoming, especially if you persisted in demanding it.

And you didn't reply to either of those points, I can only assume because to do so would be to acknowledge their truth.

a) By "last chance", do you mean your post about me "submitting" to your awesome superiority? b) Name one thing more obstinant or puerile than somebody who refuses to let life go on until they've been assured of their greatness.

Goodbye, farewell, adieu, adieu, adieu,

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

(Hands over ears) Blah blah blah I can't hear you blah blah.

Does this fall under obstinate or peurile?

Moreso because I requested it. Interesting.

Anything that starts with "It should" is simply an opinion. One I didn't share. You were wrong, I asked you to fess up, you became stubborn. I followed suit.

How you read awesome superiority into it is beyond me. You were wrong, you were called on it, you refused to admit it. It had nothing to do with superiority, awesome or otherwise.

Again, "greatness" was your construct. Your lack or graciousness started this whole thing.

Say it a 6th time. Please?

I just read your .SIG. Sorta ironic.

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<snip> Would you two just SHUT UP!! You've been spouting insults at each other for a week for no reason at all. Both of you say you want to end it but you keep replying to the other's post. You're both childish and silly and I hope this thread stops now.

So jumping in and hurling a few of your own insults seemed like a great way to bring the thread to an end, did it?

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If everybody filters out posts with "You Suck-Diddly-Ick" in the subject line, this thread will die naturally and everyone will be happy.

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Is there such thing as an unnatural death, since everything that occurs must by definition be a part of Nature?

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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You don't read posts with your "ears", sweetheart. Well, maybe on you're planet they do...

Oh, good freaking lord. You're ridiculous. As far as I am concerned, the thread's over. And it seems that most of the people here agree and applaud that.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

Great! Lets Leave it at that!!! So whos up for some nice peaceful talking? About Futurama?

"Takin' Care of Business" was by BTO.....

Yeeouch! You're right. I sometimes get my 70's groups/songs mixed.

BTW, Grand Funk is still touring, and they're currently working on a new live album.

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WAIT! WAIT! Don't let this DIE! (I came in on the middle of this flame-war...anybody got the Cliff Notes?)

Hey, who can name someone in Beethoven's band? How about one of his violinists?

Who first used a bone for percussive instrumentation?

Why go Futurama when we can bicker Pastrama?

(Suck-Diddly-Ick?? wasn't he that disgusting, crawdad eatin' bluesman from New Orleans?)

facetiously yours, menzies

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Hey, lay off. 14-year-old kids need their idols just like everyone else.

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THANK U! EB Bizkit2415@aol

Bizkit2415 wrote:

Hey, Bizkit2415. I was joking, but hey . . . I guess now's as good a time as any to point out some things:

1. The "rise" of Limp Bizkit was fueled by payola (translation for the historically ignorant: bribery in the media) and nothing more. I hate Rolling Stone as much as the next guy with any sense, but they nevertheless pointed this out in an article a year or two ago, as your beloved Bizkit was just on the rise. Now, I'm not just talking corporate clout when I say "bribery." I mean a good-old-fashion briefcase-full-of-dollars.

2. I hate to be snooty, but calling me a "dipshit" and a "dumbass" doesn't reflect well on you. Feel free to ignore that advice because "the man" tells you the same thing, but consider this advice-- the more eloquent you are, the better you can compete with authority. Don't take that as patronizing; I'm fifteen.

3. If bands like Blink 182 or Limp Bizkit get no respect, it's probably because if they *DO* have something to say that isn't stupid (doubtful), they sure don't know how to tell it to us in a way that isn't stupid. It's not that I don't respect punk and metal, and it's not that I'm not with the times (as frustrating as they are, often). I like Bad Religion and Tool quite a lot, for example, but Blink 182 and Limp Bizkit are two of the most unoriginal, dumbed down punk and metal bands in the world today.

4. Your online name *does* make an impression on people. "Bizkit" makes you look like a teenybopper trying to be hardcore, and the "2415" clues us in on the fact that you're not exactly the first or only teenybopper to try and go hardcore. So once again it makes you look like the archtypical suburban stoner kid, just like basically everything you wrote. But maybe all you care about is being accepted by the 2500 other "Bizkit" fans on AOL-- in which case I say go ahead, stop wasting your time here. Otherwise, maybe you should think of an original name, and stop being literally a number.

5. Notice how I don't call *you* a "dumbass" for not listening to what I do? Notice how I don't say you're a "dipshit" because you've never heard of Six By Seven, Mercury Rev, Labradford, Sloan, or the Olivia Tremor Control? Believe me, "Bizkit," I've heard of your bands. I doubt you've ever heard of mine, nor would you care to. Now who's closed-minded and clueless?

6. I bet you didn't read through that whole thing. That's your loss; I *loved* writing it. Don't flatter yourself by thinking you pissed me off so badly; you merely gave me a chance to work on my rhetoric. Ta!

why don't you get a website and post it. GET ONE NOW damnit!!!!