Hey all. Some of you know me, some of you don't. And some of you don't care. Well anyway, I'm Jason from "Can't Get Enough Futurama", and I'd like to offer you a job. Well the pay is lousy (gotta love volunteer work, heh) and you don't get to update the main page. But we will credit you for any written submissions we receive.
I noticed some of you write spoilers and episode capsules and such. Well that's just the kind of person I'm looking for. We need people that can provide the stuff that we don't have time to do ourselves. But before you reply to this message, here are a few guidelines...
1. I will only accept 1 or 2 people. So you will probably have to prove yourself first. You can do this by sending me a copy of any past episode capsules or lists you have written. THEY MUST BE YOUR OWN WORK! No plaguirism please. If you copy someone else and I find out about it, I'm gonna get 24th century on your ass.
2. You will be requested to write these things on a regular basis. Well, of course I can't make you. But it would be nice.
Hmm well I think that about covers it. Remember to send your applications by EMAIL at [email] because newsgroup people probably don't want to read it, much like they're probably getting sick of me already. I just thought since I see people writing capsules for fun, they might as well have it posted forever at cgef =)
Thanks for your time, everyone. I congratulate you if you've managed to read this whole message without clicking the delete button. You get a cookie!