The Top 15 Best Futurama Episodes Ever!

After much deliberation, I have officially decided my top 15 favorite episodes so far in the series. To each episode, I've put a quote or two that helped me come to that decision. Enjoy!

15. "Anthology Of Interest" Gore: If we don't go back there and make it happen the entire universe will be destroyed! And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.

14. "I Second That Emotion" Leela: Aw, somebody likes snouts... Fry: Is it me?

13. "Hell Is Other Robots" Fry: I know Big Vinnie said he was giving me the kiss of death, but I still say he was gay. Leela: Did he use his tongue? Fry: A little.

12. "Episode Two: The Series Has Landed" Bender: Forget you! I'm gonna build my own amusement park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park! Bender: Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack and the lander. Ah, screw the whole thing.

11. "The Day The World Stood Stoopid" Fry: Thinking hurts him! Now, if I can think of a way to use it... Fry: Look at him herd those sheep! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep... (snores)

10. "Parasites Lost" Fry: What about what? (Most quotable quote ever!) Fry: When I'm with you, every day feels like double soup Tuesday.

9. "Bendin' In The Wind" Bender: Oh, crap! It's a miracle!

8. "Fear Of A Bot Planet" Leela: I don't know. It's not an easy decision. If only I had 2 or 3 minutes to think about it!

7. "Luck Of The Fryrish" "Here Lies Phillip J. Fry: Named For His Uncle, To Carry On His Spirit"

6. "I, Roommate" Bender: You know, Fry... of all the friends I've had, you're the first.

5. "War Is The H-Word" Nixon: So, we opened the panda crate, and wouldn't you know it, the damn thing's dead. Upchucked it's bamboo. True story. Zapp: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's whatever you were talking about for you.

4. "When Aliens Attack" Zapp: Every good soldier knows the key to victory is a well-made bed. I want you to practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Zapp: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier. What with all the bed making you'll be doing.

3. "Love Labors Lost In Space" Fry: You mean THE Zapp Brannigan? Leela: Yup. Fry: Who's THE Zapp Brannigan?

Zapp: Care for some sham-pag-en?

and of course.... EROTIC! EROTIC! EROTIC! EROTIC! EROTIC! (I LOL everytime I see it.)

2. "Space Pilot 3000" Fry: Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

Bender: You're full of crap, Fry. (bzzzzz) You make a persuasive argument, Fry.

Fry: All right! I'm a delivery boy!

...and the all-time best Futurama episode ever is....

1. "A Fishfull Of Dollars" Fry: One jillion dollars! (everyone gasps) Auctioneer: Sir, that's not a number. (everyone gasps)

Do you remember a time when cookies came hot from the oven? Petridge Farms remembers. Do you remember when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses? Petridge Farm remembers.

Fry: I finally discovered what I need to be happy. And it's not friends, it's things. Bender: I'm a thing.

Mom: Holy crap! That bastard's itchy!

== Mike Reed THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY LIGHT-SPEED BRIEFS.

How can this be so low? It's probably my number one.

On Sat, 12 May 2001 23:11:38 -0600, Mike Reed told alt.tv.futurama the following on the subject "The Top 15 Best Futurama Episodes Ever!":

Bender singing a folk tune at the end, remarking: "hey, I'm pretty good!"

I think you egregiously omitted Fry and the Slurm Factory. A classic.

"Mike Reed" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think luck of the fryrish should be higher up and I agree that Fry and the Slurm factory should be on there

Mozeman wrote in message news:aGxL6.233999$[email]...

well.. I haven't really enjoy this episode, you facvorite one ? Ok, it's your choice, for me, it would probably be "The cryonic woman" there's a lot of reaaly good episodes which aren't included in your list : fry and the slurm factory, Why must I be a crustacean in love, the deep south, and Terror on killbot planet

greg futurafan.com

The Day the Earth Stood Stupid is out of there...and where was Amazonian Women? Well these things aren't easy....

<...and the all-time best Futurama episode ever is....

• "A Fishfull Of Dollars">

( / ) Integrity

On Sat, 12 May 2001 23:11:38 -0600, Mike Reed wrote:

For some odd reason, my favorite quote from this ep. was always:

Bender: "I don't know, I got a lot of great of memories of my old place, <bleep!> and now they're gone!"

To answer your questions, I came very close to putting "Fry & The Slurm Factory" and "The Cryonic Woman" on the list. The killbot planet episode IS on the list, it's #8. And as for "Amazon Women In The Mood," I thought it was somewhat overdone, and wouldn't make my top 15 list.

== Mike Reed