The funniest thing i've seen all day.

Jul 22, 2003, 9:55 PM ET16 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.futurama
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The Digital Dragonalt.tv.futurama

Thirty fucking posts on whether Bender is gay or not. Think about that. I can't imagine a more retarded topic, i'm not sure whether I should even dignify this mass stupidity by pointing out that Bender's numerous relationships with women may have some bearing on the answer.

btw: I hate to burst your bubble Chief Thracian but the entire issue of gay rights does not rest on whether a cartoon robot is gay or not, and arguing the later does not make a person homophobic.

That's not normal: normal is coming home to find your mother nailed to a cross screaming verses from the book of Mormon, your dad performing a dark ritual with your brother as the sacrifice, and your sister getting railed by a goat.

He's a fucking troll. I'm shocked so many people took him seriously. He's probably Rob Wade's embittered ex-lover.

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

Duff ManChris ®alt.tv.futurama

"Chris �" wrote in message news:[email]...

LOL...Maybe he should go to one of those camps that was in one of Rob's articles...

"Duff Man" wrote in message news:...

If he's having trouble concentrating on what is and isn't relevant, perhaps he should go to a "concentration camp". 8-D -- Christopher Heckman

P.S. Yeah, I might get flamed, but this guy brought it on himself.

BradChris ®alt.tv.futurama

"Chris �" wrote in message news:[email]...

You obviously don't know jack-shit about military history, do you?

Brad S

Chris ®Bradalt.tv.futurama

Um, yeah I do. If you saw my library, you'd understand why. What's your beef with my .sig? Am I implying Patton was a military genius? No, the facts say otherwise. Am I disrespecting the French Army? Yes, and it's historical performance supports that disrespect.

I'm not going to get into this subject here. If you feel the need to engage in debate, e-mail me. All responses to this post will be ignored.

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

Herb KauhryChris ®alt.tv.futurama

He's just a cheese-eating surrender-monkey, ignore him (Brad, not George).

"Chris �" wrote in message news:[email]...

Chris ®Herb Kauhryalt.tv.futurama

I hate this quote because it offends monkeys, cheese and those who surrender by associating them with the French.

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

What could you possibly have against the french people? I know some zenophobic jingoistic morons seem to hate all 60 million people simply because France didn't support a war on Iraq but i'd like to think you were above that.

That's not normal: normal is coming home to find your mother nailed to a cross screaming verses from the book of Mormon, your dad performing a dark ritual with your brother as the sacrifice, and your sister getting railed by a goat.

On 29 Jul 2003 00:07:02 GMT, [email] (The Digital Dragon) wrote:

The history of scumbagism among the French goes way back, long before their current antics. Lots of people hate the French, and for good reason.

David Litchman [email] wrote:

Theres never a good reason for hating an entire people, whether they be defined by their religion, their ethnicity or their nationality. And theres a history of "scumbagism" in all nations, including America.

That's not normal: normal is coming home to find your mother nailed to a cross screaming verses from the book of Mormon, your dad performing a dark ritual with your brother as the sacrifice, and your sister getting railed by a goat.

On 29 Jul 2003 00:07:02 GMT, [email] (The Digital Dragon) spewed forth:

"France is miserable because it's full of Frenchmen; Frenchmen are miserable because they're in France"

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Robert D. BakerBradalt.tv.futurama

"Brad" wrote in message news:X_tUa.549816$[email]...

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! You obviously don't get the joke.

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I dunno, the things you read in this group; Bender who might be gay, Fry who I am now convinced is a fish, the Planet Express Ship that is alledged to be female, Sardines that can be mistaken for Ansjovis (or was it the other way around?)... how about a Rocky Horror Futurama special for next halloween? Or a Hentai special for adults ('head in a jar' and such..)?

Sorry, couldn't think of anything more interesting to write. I'd better stop 'working' and go off to home now.

Info (Pinko Commie Frysexual)

"The Digital Dragon" schreef in bericht news:[email]...

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I'm just a sweet rovestite, from robosexual Romania ...

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.