Evil Christian review of Futurama..

Sep 17, 1999, 5:52 PM ET36 posts by 19 postersalt.tv.futurama
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Enjoy..

"For nearly a century, pen-and-ink creatures have been entertaining children. Animated bears, rabbits, ducks and mice have become universal childhood companions. Cartoons are for kids, right? Not anymore. In fact, the past decade has witnessed an invasion of edgy TV animation that continues to breed shows eager to scribble outside the lines of conventional, kid-friendly content.

In 1989, Matt Groening forever changed the face of cartoons when Fox premiered his creation, The Simpsons, an adult-minded satire of suburban family life. A few years later, MTV introduced Beavis and Butt-head. Soon, the floodgates opened. Now it seems everyone is making cartoons targeted at more mature audiences, who also happen to have more disposable income (a fact not lost on advertisers). And with the advent of television's "we-warned-you" ratings system, the animated envelope is primed for pushing . . . with millions of spellbound teens and preteens 'tooning in.

One of this year's biggest new shows actually debuted last spring on Fox: Futurama (Groening's latest venture). It's intentionally designed to tweak social mores and raise the ire of conservative viewers. That's something The Simpsons has been doing for over a decade. But as with so many other cultural trends, what used to be inflammatory has become pass�. Three Emmys and a Peabody Award helped families grow accustomed to Bart and Homer Simpson's love-hate relationship and sharp sarcasm. This acceptance has prompted Groening to take yet another step out of bounds. "It's kind of sad that we no longer offend people," he told TV Guide, "The Simpsons used to be the downfall of Western civilization." Since it isn't anymore, he apparently felt compelled to fill the void.

While employing the same witty satire as Groening's earlier work, Futurama is set in the year 3000--an era of starships, robots and aliens. Thrust into this flamboyant world is an average twentieth-century pizza delivery boy named Fry who stumbles onto--then into--a cryogenic chamber. Thawing out 1,000 years later, he is startled to find his world vastly changed . . . yet strangely familiar.

Equipped with no moral compass to speak of, Fry explores his new environment. He needs a job, so he joins the crew of a starship package-delivery service (the future of FedEx?). Along for the ride is Bender, a bizarrely anti-social robot. Among other things, Bender drinks, smokes, swears, steals, cheats, lies and uses pornography. He frequents robot strip clubs and solicits prostitutes. Fry learns quite a bit from Bender, most of it dreadful.

The ship's one-eyed alien captain, Leela, while promiscuous and quick to solve problems with violence, stays busy trying to keep Fry from getting killed by one self-induced disaster after another. Playing mother to her crew's childish antics, she forges a familial quality onboard. Quarrels, insults and teasing give way to comradery, loyalty and even occasional self-sacrifice.

Garish landscapes are littered with advertisements for everything from prostitutes to suicide machines. Yes, suicide machines. These little phone-booth lookalikes pepper the sidewalks of "New New York City." Step inside, deposit a quarter (or the 3000 equivalent thereof), choose "instant" or "torturous" and presto, you're dead.

Depending on one's perspective, Futurama's jabs at current trends and social icons can be either enlightening or repulsive. But even viewers who find them insightful must wade through a significant amount of muck. Characters routinely joke about homosexuality, God, intercourse, Hell, masturbation, Satan, genitals, Christianity and "family values."

Modern TV animation isn't what it used to be. Now more than ever, parents must discern what is appropriate, not just for children, but for the whole family. Just because a two-dimensional image looks innocent (South Park anyone?) doesn't make it so. Mickey, Bugs and the Jetsons have left the building . . . and the new tenants are already trashing the place."

Something tells me these people don't quite get it.

JasonEvil-Deadalt.tv.futurama

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hey, can you post where you found this and who wrote it, for those of us who have so much free time that we can write to this incredibly witty person with our own witty thoughts about his sense of humor?

"...but i lied when i said that honesty was dead..." -nomeansno --remove nospam yadda yadda yadda--
SpamlessJasonalt.tv.futurama

On Fri, 17 Sep 1999 18:29:03 -0400, Jason wrote:

Oooh, Oooh... can I play too???

grosseEvil-Deadalt.tv.futurama

homosexuality: "He's gay."

God: "Oh dear God!" is as close as I can figure...

intercourse: "Sweet sweet candy..."

Hell: "He's gonna download ya straight to Robot Hell!

masturbation: "Are you jacking on in there?"

Satan: "Here's our brochure."

genitals: "That's li'l Bender!"

Christianity and "family values.": I'm not sure about these, especially the latter. Li'l help?

Eyezgrossealt.tv.futurama

On Fri, 17 Sep 1999, grosse wrote:

Duh. Mom shows a total disrespect towards family. She beats her children and is EVIL! Christian mothers don't have schemes. Buh.

=)
  • Rando Christensen

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Who wrote this garbage?>>

It was written by the media dude for Dr. James Dobson's neo nazi facist group, "Focus on the Family". I read the reviews for laughs. You can probably find an e-mail address at www.family.org
    Bender: [grumbles]  Okay, Fry, grab a kleenex for this one ...
            'cause there's no God, and your idiotic human ideals are
            laughable!!!  [chuckles evilly]
- Jordan Eisenberg - "The Futurama Chronicles" ------------ <http://futurama.simplenet.com> - "The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason: to gain the wisdom to find fault with everything He's made." - Grampa Simpson, 1F12
EyezEvil-Deadalt.tv.futurama

i tended to agree with the article. i want to corrupt good christian children. yeah. go!

  • Rando Christensen

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Hello.  I'm Leonard Nimoy.  The following tale of Alien encounters is
true.  And by True, I mean false.  It's all lies.  But they're
entertaining lies.  And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer
is: No.
   --- Leonard Nimoy, "The Springfield Files"
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DaveRob Merrittalt.tv.futurama

A couple of thousand years ago, a guy named Socrates was sentenced to death for "corrupting youth". (Corrupting youth = helping people think for themselves).

He drank the poison down, knowing he was right.

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unknownDavealt.tv.futurama

Uh oh. I see another "You Suck-Diddly-Ick" thread starting.

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"I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis. Unless it's from
a rubber spider down you dress. Hmm... that gives me an idea.
(Pulls out tape recorder) Note for later: put rubber spider down
Lisa's dress. He he he he he."

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NONO!!!!! NOT SUCKDIDDLEUCK!!! I started that am I forgot what the first post even sed. Can someone email me with the whole change of events? I know it was something about Limp Bizkit....*Sigh:)* I totally regret that pose. Aiy

JasonPDogL3000alt.tv.futurama

oh shit, now you've done it...

"...but i lied when i said that honesty was dead..." -nomeansno --remove nospam yadda yadda yadda--

WHAT HAVE I DONE THIS TIME???? I also know it was something about me having bad spelling.....hmmmm. PLEEZE send me the very first posts, like the 1st 5!

Pyro-Leela ( El Barto:( ) "Our invention is....uh...BARBIE HEAD ON A STICK!!"

Eyezunknownalt.tv.futurama

On Tue, 21 Sep 1999, Jon Bettenct (formerly Mr.I'mAnOutOfControlLisaSimpsonFannnn) wrote:

are you SURE it was a rubber spider? that quote seems oddly off. i could have sworn it was a frog or something...

  • Rando Christensen

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Hello.  I'm Leonard Nimoy.  The following tale of Alien encounters is
true.  And by True, I mean false.  It's all lies.  But they're
entertaining lies.  And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer
is: No.
   --- Leonard Nimoy, "The Springfield Files"
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unknownEyezalt.tv.futurama

In article , Eyez wrote:

Nope. It was a rubber spider.

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An Apple II fanatic since 1998!              S0.5 LIS+++! M1987
"I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis. Unless it's from
a rubber spider down you dress. Hmm... that gives me an idea.
(Pulls out tape recorder) Note for later: put rubber spider down
Lisa's dress. He he he he he."

*_ Syntax Error: an error on a criminal's tax record.

  ---   Unimplemented Trap: when a bear trap isn't set up
 |' ,|  properly and thus does not work.
  ---   Overflow: too many ice cubes.      <Can't Restart>
Eyezunknownalt.tv.futurama

On Fri, 24 Sep 1999, Jon Bettenct (formerly Mr.I'mAnOutOfControlLisaSimpsonFannnn) wrote:

i didn't know a line. looks like it's suicide again for me. =)

i do however remember, that it was "put rubber spider down lisa's dress. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.....*clicks recorder off* *short silence* *turns recorder back on* heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh." =)

  • Rando Christensen

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Hello.  I'm Leonard Nimoy.  The following tale of Alien encounters is
true.  And by True, I mean false.  It's all lies.  But they're
entertaining lies.  And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer
is: No.
   --- Leonard Nimoy, "The Springfield Files"
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unknownPDogL3000alt.tv.futurama

In article , [email] (PDogL3000) wrote:

It began like any other post. Then some guy read my signiture file, saw a Simpsons quote, and said that "rubber spider" sounded a little off. Of course, it wasn't, and that's the beginning of the spiders & frogs issue.

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An Apple II fanatic since 1998!              S0.5 LIS+++! M1987
"I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis. Unless it's from
a rubber spider down you dress. Hmm... that gives me an idea.
(Pulls out tape recorder) Note for later: put rubber spider down
Lisa's dress. He he he he he."

*_ Syntax Error: an error on a criminal's tax record.

  ---   Unimplemented Trap: when a bear trap isn't set up
 |' ,|  properly and thus does not work.
  ---   Overflow: too many ice cubes.      <Can't Restart>
Eyezunknownalt.tv.futurama

On Sun, 26 Sep 1999, Jon Bettenct (formerly Mr.I'mAnOutOfControlLisaSimpsonFannnn) wrote:

                                     ^^^^^^^^
i feel loved. =)
  • Rando Christensen

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Hello.  I'm Leonard Nimoy.  The following tale of Alien encounters is
true.  And by True, I mean false.  It's all lies.  But they're
entertaining lies.  And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer
is: No.
   --- Leonard Nimoy, "The Springfield Files"
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I'd say Fry's frequently the moral compass for the whole show. For example, in the first episode, he gives Bender the big speech about breaking his programming, and convinces Leela to do the equivalent, quitting her job, as well. It's just that right-wing Christian looney guys (as opposed to sensible Christians) don't like the way Fry's compass points; they favor "Do what we tell you; don't think for yourself."

Fry's compass must've gotten magnetized in later episodes or something, for in 1ACV07 the poles were reversed somewhat and Leela was the moral objector. In 1ACV08 he was all over the board, so it was hard to tell.

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guys

BenderrEvil-Deadalt.tv.futurama

heh heh... amusing review by another soft, human brain. I wonder what he thought about the Cocaine Vending Machine =)

Benderr

I'm a christian and I looooooooove futurama, simpsons, MTV's downtown + stuff. Evil my shiney metal rear end.

TRLeela - ArK9 "Its NOT nice to steal kidneys now pit it back..."

Mike ZaitePDogL3000alt.tv.futurama

PDogL3000 wrote:

no see the person is an Evil Christian. as opposed to a Hungry Christian or a Sleepy Christian.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 Reindeer-Goat Cheese Pizza?
DaveMike Zaitealt.tv.futurama

I discovered "Downtown" the other day, totally by accident, and I enjoyed it immensely.

Hey, you only mentioned three. Who are the other 4 Christian Dwarves?

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Dave wrote:

Hypocritical Judgmental Sanctimonious Dopey