Aside from pin-ball practice, I usually unwind by watching ladies as they appear on my tele-vision. With stalking laws the way they are now, I must confess that I am no threat to anything other than those damned silverfish! I am but a harmless recluse. I just sit quietly in the basement of my manor watching local female cele-brities on my tele-vision sony trinitron screen. As my manservant Hamish fetches me iced tea, I flick the channels with my electronic remote-controlled device. Upon finding a pleasant face to study, I shout to my assistant Maria, "who is that person there in the tele-screen!?!"
Maria, quickly answers me and adds the name to my list of "tele-vision friends." I fear that this extensive list will fall into oblivion with my demise. For that damned Maria, although she knows to properly fold my under-garments, has no respect or appreciation of my list. I have caught her doodling on the margins of my list. Tarnation!!
I find the scribbled characters of Robots 3000 to be quite intriging. But enough of the small talk, I will now share with you a few of my findings...
- Joan Lundon of a morning show
- Lynn Russell of the CNN tv series
- Bonnie Bernstein of sports programming
- Shannon Miller of acrobatics
- Elisa Donovan of the red hair variety
- Jodie Applegate another news focused woman
- Ann Curry news reader
- Annie Potts of designing woman
- the "Asian-looking" Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader
- Christina Abernathy of the weather channel
- Lisa Lopes of the hipster rap group
This is by no means an exhaustive list of tele-vision personalities attractive to the male viewer. It is simply the first page of my unabridged listing. I am seeking a newsgroup to post the entire list. I do no feel that this is the appropriate one. Thank you.