Hi again!
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I wanted to post that last week but I found out, that I missed some pasages of that episode ans so I added them too. The only part that I had some problems with was the scene with the gypsy. That accent is a little tougher so my ambitions sank rapidly.
So here you are (read the 1. answer)
Regards, Pete
PS: I post it that way as you told me.
======================================================================== ============= FUTURAMA ==== EPISODE CAPSULE ============================ ======================================================================== Official Title: Godfellas Episode Number: 3ACV20 (#52) First Airdate : Sunday, March 17th, 2002 Written by : David X. Cohen and Matt Groening ========================================================================
######################## Scene Quotes ########################
######################## PIRATES AND TORPEDOS ########################
Leela: Huh! Space pirates!! Fry: Space pirates? Leela: You know, pirates, but in space!
Pirate capitan : ... maties (???) electronicly transfer your space dublones before I send ...
Bender: Hey, keep it down you kids, I'm trying to take a nap.
Fry: Come on, come on.
Bender: Make bender take a nap in a tube. Come back when I had some sleep, baby.
Leela: Fry! To battle stations. Fire torpedo number 3 Fry: Fireing torpedo number 3. Leela: That's not torpedo 3, that's not torpedo 3 at all. Bender: Damn you Fry and Lee...laaaaa
Pirate capitan: Too late I realized, that the children are the only real treasures.
Bender: Heeeeelp! Mechanical man over board! Fry: Go after him Leela! Leela: It's no use. We were going full speed when we fired him, so he's going even faster than that. Fry: You mean we can never catch up to him? Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood? Leela: I don't know how to say this, Fry, but Bender is doomed to drift through space. Forever. Fry: He always wanted to drift forever, but through the american southwest!
######################## DRIFTING BENDER ########################
Bender: I'm going to fast, I gotta loose ... (?) Ahh, I'm gonna spend eternity alone with barely any swag. Uuh ... Ey universe, check out the dude with the Rolex. Wow, ostentatious, except what good is a candelaber without ... Wait. I know! (starts to play piano) I the pity, fated to drift forever through the void as gravity's plaything, oh cool fate to be ... (?) boned Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee (?) The only thing that keeps me saying ist the thought that I have all eternity in which to perfect my art. Ahh. Damn you.
There. Now when I'm found in a million years, people will know what the score was. Ey, what's bombarding me? Oh no, an asteroid field. A beat with a ... (?) sized asteroid will whizz through my skull Auu, hurts likely Well, that was fun, now for aeons of lonelyness
######################## THE SHRIMPKINS ########################
Man: Fellow shrimpkins, behold him that have taken us on to his brest Bender: Holy frijoles! Man: All bow before the great metal lord
Bender: Worshippers? This oughta liven up my endless tragic voyage. Hahaha...
Man: All hail, the metal Lord Choir: So hail Bender: Those ... think I'm god, hu? ...
Bender: I am the metal Lord. Who are you ? Malacoy:I'm called Malacoy, Lord. It means, he who really loves the metal Lord. Bender: Listen here, Malacoy. Time for a religious donation. Hand over your wallet! Malacoy: But Lord, we are a poor and simple folk. Bender: Poor? Ah crap.
Malacoy: ... (?) not for I'm enrichen by the love of my family.
Mrs. Malacoy: What are thou doing, Malacoy junior? Junior: I'm practicing to hug daddy when he gets back from god.
Bender: ... (?) Malacoy! It's high time I lay down a few commandments You got a chisel ? Take this down. Number one.
Malacoy: Behold. The one commandment. Bender: makin it double!
######################## NEW FRIEND HELPER ########################
Fry: Can you find him professor? Prof.: No, I'm afraid the smelloscope isn't powerfull enough. Benders odor is so miled it's being overpowered by local sources. Zoidb.: Horray, people are paying attention to me.
Amy: Fry! We brought someone to cheer you up. Hermes: His name is Helper. And he is eager to be your new best friend. Helper: Hello there, chump! I understand you miss your buddy. Have a pudding, pal. Fry: No thanks. I don't ... Helper: Who wants to go to a amusement park? Fry: Well, I guess that sounds ok. Helper: Have a good time. Hey, I heard your friend Bender is back. Fry: What? Really? Helper: No. I just thought you would enjoy that for a moment.
######################## MIRACLE BENDER ########################
Bender: huu! Micro brewed. (??) My guys did allright. I think I make my continence to shine down uppon them. Malacoy, good work. There is no slowing down with the metal Lord tonight. Malacoy: Yes, tonight is kind of special. Bender: Wait a second. Did you rip of your own arm as a joke? Malacoy: Nay. Like most of your followers, I was maimed building the great brewery. Others died from the pestilent fumes it spewd forth And of course the liquor industry attracted organized crime.
Bender: Aah. It's all my fault. Malacoy? Tell the people, that the lord is ... (?) by their ... (?)
Mrs.Malacoy: Malacoy junior. Noo ! Junior: Daddy? I can't hold much longer. My arms are tired from hugging.
Malacoy: Save him. Save my son, oh metal lord. Bender: This looks like a job for a god.
Bender: What the ... Malacoy. What matter of deal is this with the ... (?) thing? Malacoy: They saw you save my son. Now everone is praying for their own miracles. Bender: Huuh. Very well. What did they want? Malacoy: The people of that village pray for wealth.
Bender: ... That was a practice miracle. Who's next? Malacoy: The farmers pray for sun light. So they barly might make a more refreshing beer for todays "God I'm the goal" Bender: Very well. Let there be light.
Bender: I got it, I got it. Ahm. When you are writen the bible, you might wanna omit that last miracle.
######################## SAD FRY ########################
Fry: He decided not to let go. I can't believe you're gone. I won't. If I can't reach you physicly, I just have to try something desperate and crazy.
######################## RELIGION ########################
Fry: So that's my story, father ... Dean Algamal. Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend. Algamal: Well, we can join together in prayer. Fry: Aha. But is there anything usefull we can do? Algamal: No.
######################## THE FORTUNETELLER ########################
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######################## THE INFIDELS ########################
Malacoy: Oh metal Lord. Hear my prayer Bender: Aah. Yes Malacoy. What is it this time? Malacoy: My Lord. The infidels on your back no longer believe in you. They say their prayers go unheeded. Bender: Of course they are unheeded. How am I supposed to hear prayers coming outta my ass? Malacoy: They talk of war against the faithfull. I beseech the rise up against them. Smite someone who deserves it for once. Bender: Aah. Malacoy. Every time I interfer I only make things worse. You're best of solving your own problems. Malacoy: But ... but metal Lord. Bender: What part of nay doesn't thou understand?
######################## EXPEDITION OUTFITTING ########################
Fry: Sir, I'm outfitting an expedition to a monastery high in the Himalayas. I need a long sleeved coat. Leela: Look, I miss Bender almost half as much as you do, but you can't bring him back this way; it's hopeless. Fry: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless, you've got to hope even more and cover your ears and go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! I'd also like a pack-mule: Seller: At once, sir. Leela: Well, you obviously won't listen to reason, so I guess I'll listen to idioticness, and come with you. But we need a Sherpa to guide us.
######################## CONSEQUENCES ########################
Bender: That's one bible that doesn't disappoint on every page. Looks like siciety is runing pretty well without my metaling...
Bender: Atomic bombs? Oh no! Those unbelievers from my back site must have found my nuclear pile Malacoy: Fear not my lord, we shall be with you soon. Bender: You're with me now. This is the maximum level of being with me. Malacoy: We will solve our own problems as you commanded The time has come to convert the unbelievers Bender: Convert them? Malacoy: To radioactive vapor
Junior: Look daddy, I'm hugging god. Maybe if I hug him real hard he'll save us from ...
Bender: Aaaaahhhhh. Oh it tickles. *laughs and become sad again*
Hello? Is anyone still alive? How about in the porno theater? Don't be embarrassed. Huh. They're dead, all dead Who would have known playing god could have such terrible consequences?
######################## IN THE HIMALAYAS ########################
Leela: Fry, if I drop dead from exhaustion, make sure my body freezes in a dignified position. None of that huddled-over-for-warmth crap.
Sherpa: Behold. The monastery of the Shuba. I must leave you now, for I am not holy enough to enter. Fry: Ok.
Leela: Looks ... We better test it. Voice: Welcome to our monastery. Please stand to one site, to let faster pilgrims by.
######################## WHAT ? ########################
Bender: Ey! That galaxy's signaling in binary. I got to signal back but ... ... ... (?) ask where the bathroom is. You speak english? "God": I do now Bender: Ohuuhoh ...
Bender: What are you? Some kinda galactic computer? "God": Possible. I am user friendly, my good chum. Bender: Who build you? "God": I have always been. Bender: Oh my god! Are you god? "God": Possible, I do feel compassion for all living things, my good chum. Bender: But why would god thinkin binary? Unless ... you're not god, but the remains of a computerized space probe that collided with god "God": That seams probable.
######################## THE MONKS ########################
Monk1: A member of our brotherhood sits of these controls, every hour of every day, scaning the heavens for god. Monk2: There he is. No, no way, no Leela: How long have you been at it? Monk1: 700 years. We have not yet examined one ten millionth of the sky But we will go on until we find the allmighty even if it takes to the end of time. Fry: And then what? Monk1: Then we ... (?) him a short prayer. You see, the telescope is also an amplifying transmitter. Leela: Sort of like a giant karaoke machine? Monk1: Not really. Would you like to see our giant karaoke machine? Leela: Not really.
Fry: Hm... finding god, that that's important yea but you know it might be a treat for everyone if you let me use the telescope to find my lost friend Bender Monk1: I don't know what to say ... other than ... absolutely not Your loss is a tragedy but our work ... Fry: Come on. You guys have forever to look for god All I'm asking is one measly live time to find my friend. Monk2: He speaks out of love for his friend. Perhaps that love in his heart is god. Monk1: Ouu. How convenient. A theory about god, that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work! Fry: That telescope is as much mine as anybodies, I'm using it, wheather you give me permission or not. Leela: Your order may be famous for your martial arts but I never met a holy man I couldn't ... (?) Monk1: Actually we only practice martial arts as a form of meditation We are a strictly non-violence sect Leela: Oh, than get in the laundry room or I kick your butts Monk2: That's the worst crazy sect I've ever been in.
######################## BEING GOD ########################
Bender: So Do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it? "God": Yes Bender: What if I do something different? "God": Than I don't know that. Bender: Cool, cool, I bet a lot of people pray to you, hu ? "God": Yes, but they are so many asking so much. After a while you just sort of tune it out. Bender: You know, I was god once. "God": Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died Bender: It was awfull, I tried helping them, I tried not helping them But in the end I couldn't do to many good. Do you thing what I did was wrong. "God": Right and wrong are just words Bender: Yea I know, that's why I asked if what I did ... forget it. "God": Bender, being got isn't easy. If you do to much people get dependent on you and if you do nothing they loose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a savecraker or a pickpocket Bender: Or a guy who burns down the bar for the insurence money. "God": Yes if you make it look like an electrical thing When you do things right people won't be sure that you've done anything at all. Bender: Does that mean you wouldn't send me back to earth, even when I pray to you? "God": Earth? Which way is that? Bender: I don't know
######################## END OF THE SEARCH ########################
Fry: Bender? Bender! ... Monk: Let us out, we cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them, now we're borred. Fry: Hello? Is anyone out there seeing Bender? Voice: No, quit asking! Leela: Fry, it's been three days, and even if you stay here the rest of your life, there is virtualy no chance of finding him. It's time to give up. Fry: You're right, I'm never gonna see him again. I know he was evil and on more than one ... (?) he actually stole my blood ... but still I wish I had Bender back
######################## RETURN ########################
Echo: ... wish I had Bender back ... "God": Huuh ? Bender: ... You say somethin' ? "God": No ... No, well so long. Remember what we talked about.
######################## DO THINGS RIGHT ########################
Fry: Bender! It's a miracle. Ah! Leela: This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened. Bender: Gosh, You'll never believe what happened. First I was god, than I met god. Fry: We climbed a mountain and locked up some monks Leela: Oh no, the monks. We forgot to let them out of the laundry room Fry: ... Do we have to? I mean they're monks. I'm sure their god'll let them out. Or at least give them more shoes to eat. Bender: Fat chance. You can't count on god for jack (?) he pretty much told me so himself. Come on! If we don't save those monks no one will.
######################## ... ########################
"God": *laughs* When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
######################## THE END. ########################
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that's correct
pea-sized?
Tell *thy*people that the lord is moved by their plight.
utter unto
occasion
Hm, as you see, there are a few lines with "...(?)". So that are parts I listened to for several times but I still couldn't find out what words they used exactly. I hope you are more used to the english language than I am :-) to complete that.
Regards, Pete
"Hey, that galaxy's signaling in binary. I gotta signal back! But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. You speak english?"
@EvilStimpi & Thorsten Sander : Thank you. It's nice to get some help completing these scene quotes.
@everone who reads this : Anyway I hoped someone could tell me how the scene quotes and all the other capsule informations in the past found its destination. Is there anyone who still tries to complete them? I would be really honored to see that the time I invested and also the fun I had is helpfull for any other "Futurama- and it Capsules" Fan.
Thanks to anybody out there
Mit freundlichem Gru� ( Regards ) Euer Pete
=v= I appreciate the work and will try to find time to add it to the capsules I host on my website. <_Jym_>
"Jym Dyer" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:[email]...
Thank you. I'm glad to hear that. *smiles* Could you post your website? I'd like to take a look at it.
Regards, Pete