ATTN: Fiona McKinley

I tried to reply earlier, but your address doesn't seem to be working properly. It's at nnyc.com, so biiiig surprise... But anyway, thank you! It's always nice to read a review of my writing which does not include the phrase "criminal libel".

Man Everyone seems to like "Relics" Huh?

No. But some of us like to keep our mouths shut.

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Andrew Levine wrote:

A Hahaha Hahahahahaha Ahahahahahaha..........jackass.

Ah, leave Andrew alone. His opinion is as valid as the next guy's; since after all, he's produced tons of top-quality Futurama fanfic.

And a particularly smart ass post.

Ah, leave Andrew alone. His opinion is as valid as the next guy's; since after all, he's produced tons of top-quality Futurama fanfic.<<

I had no clue what "Relics" was at the time I had made the post, and thus I hadn't read it. Hence the comment that I should keep my mouth shut concerning it. I don't see why people keep looking for flames in innocuous posts.

*** "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Answer: Plenty!!" - me *** Visit a.t.s. photo gallery at: http://www.geocities.com/andrewdlevine/usualsuspects.htm *** http://www.mcsweeneys.net

So this is now alt.tv.talk_to_Andrew_Levine_about_futurama ? If you didn't read it and didnt know what it was, Why did you reply? And don't say that its because I said everybody. Use some common scence.

So this is now alt.tv.talk_to_Andrew_Levine_about_futurama ? If you didn't read it and didnt know what it was, Why did you reply? And don't say that its because I said everybody. Use some common scence.<<

I replied because I didn't know what it was and wanted to know. The "keep our mouths shut" comment was just because I don't particularly like posting just to hear the sound of my own voice (so to speak) so I was hoping that the poster would give some idea of what it was. Really, I don't know why you keep hanging on this one message that meant very little. ** "Remember, atheism is not a worldview itself. Atheism is defined by the view it does not have -- theism." -- Don Krueger ** Photgraphs of past and present regulars of alt.tv.simpsons: http://geocities.com/andrewdlevine/usualsuspects.htm

Andrew Levine wrote:

Because Im as stubborn as an 80 year old man. If you wanted to know just Ax.

Well, if you really don't know, you can go check it out at TLZ (http://tlz.morefuturama.com), which recently arose from the dead.

Ah, don't sweat it. It's not as though you're the first person to inadvertently start a flame war. I mean, you wouldn't BELIEVE the kind of shit storm my manifesto set off back in '94. You'd think I was the only person on Earth who feels we should nuke Canada and take their weed.

Well, if you really don't know, you can go check it out at TLZ (http://tlz.morefuturama.com), which recently arose from the dead.<<

I will now (BTW, I did write two very well-received Simpsons FFs availbale under the Comedy Scripts section at http://simpworks.frinky.com ), just to see what all the fuss is about.

Ah, don't sweat it. It's not as though you're the first person to inadvertently start a flame war. I mean, you wouldn't BELIEVE the kind of shit storm my manifesto set off back in '94. You'd think I was the only person on Earth who feels we should nuke Canada and take their weed.<<

I gotta go, Quebec's got the bomb...

I read your stuff, and damn-near laughed myself a new hernia. Your scripts make the rest of the fanfic community look like mongoloid chimpanzees with keyboards; myself included. What the hell are you doing not working for FOX?

scripts make the rest of the fanfic community look like mongoloid chimpanzees with keyboards; myself included. What the hell are you doing not working for FOX?<<

I need to get a damn agent. Which parts of the scripts did you like?

scripts make the rest of the fanfic community look like mongoloid chimpanzees with keyboards; myself included. What the hell are you doing not working for FOX?<<

Other than the phallic thing, I don't think the script was as funny as you said, but I did think the script was great for a sci-fi story, just limited by Futurama.

~DarthArada~ "Snuh!" Homer Simpson "We have all the time in the world..." ~George Lazenby/James Bond "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" MUSSOLINI TO EMBARK ON CHEST EXPANSION CAMPAIGN ~The Onion

scripts make the rest of the fanfic community look like mongoloid chimpanzees with keyboards; myself included. What the hell are you doing not working for FOX?<<

Other than the phallic thing, I don't think the script was as funny as you said, but I did think the script was great for a sci-fi story, just limited by Futurama.<<

Uh, Paul, I think Willy Pete was talking about me.

That I was. I'm not QUITE messed up enough to start posting messages to myself just yet. The scripts I was referring to are located at:

http://simpworks.frinky.com

So anyway, Levine, you get around to reading Relics yet? And did anyone catch the Niven reference(s)?

catch the Niven reference(s)?<<

Aggh... I just got my cable modem working two days ago, so I've spent most of that time streaming Australian TV commercials and "His Girl Friday"... No time for boring text-based pages!

Seriously, what site is it at again? Bear in mind (since you noted that the script makes Larry Niven references) that I am not really a fan of most science-fiction or fantasy literature, and I don't have a special fascination for sci-fi films* or TV series other than Futurama, so I might not like the script if it strays too far into those genres.

* Which is not to say that I don't like scifi films... The following are my favorites, in no order, and yes, this is off-topic.

Metropolis (1926) La Jetee (1962) Solaris (1972) City of Lost Children (1995) Brazil (1985) Total Recall (1990) 12 Monkeys (1995) Dark City (1998) Back to the Future (1985) Blade Runner (1982) The Lathe of Heaven (1980) Open Your Eyes (1997) Aliens (1986)

Having troubles with your usenet client, huh? Very well, try:

http://tlz.morefuturama.com http://www.palmy.net.nz/futurama/ http://futuramaoutlet.com/

Unobtrusive ones, yes.

Not too far, no. It's actually pretty funny at some points; just not "ha-ha" funny. Some other folks' reviews of it have included:

"Technically, this is fanfic, not fanscript." -Ward Griffiths

"were is it, i cant see it." -Joe Moscon

"Your message was not delivered for the following reason: E-mail Account: nnyc is over the limit of 31457280 bytes." [email]

"Who are you? Why did you send this to me?" -Michael Gill

"buy your things online in the shop 1231" [email]

Having troubles with your usenet client, huh? Very well, try:<<

Yeah, AOL keeps deleting them after about 3 days, even though I have them set to stay around longer. Thanks

scripts make the rest of the fanfic community look like mongoloid chimpanzees with keyboards; myself included. What the hell are you doing not working for FOX?<<

Other than the phallic thing, I don't think the script was as funny as you said, but I did think the script was great for a sci-fi story, just limited by Futurama.<<

Uh, Paul, I think Willy Pete was talking about me.>>>

And just to confirm it, I was talking about 'The Relic'.

~DarthArada~ "Snuh!" Homer Simpson "We have all the time in the world..." ~George Lazenby/James Bond "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" MUSSOLINI TO EMBARK ON CHEST EXPANSION CAMPAIGN ~The Onion

Oh, wait... I'm sorry, seems I was mistaken about the fanfic; I must have been thinking of someone else. Well, in that case, please disregard the "valid opinion" bit as well.

Done and Done!

A Hahaha Hahahahahaha Ahahahahahaha..........jackass.>>>

Takes one to know one!

~DarthArada~ "Snuh!" Homer Simpson "We have all the time in the world..." ~George Lazenby/James Bond "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" MUSSOLINI TO EMBARK ON CHEST EXPANSION CAMPAIGN ~The Onion

Dartheodore Maximillian Arada III wrote:

Oooooh burn. Jackass.